Ugh, you're a monster

I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla

Better hit the deck like the card dealer

My whole squad's in here, walkin' around the party

A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby

The Brain Heenan which is probably the

Same reason I wrestle with mania

Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up

Consider it to cross me a costly mistake

If they sleepin' on me, the

Hoes better get insomnia, ADHD, hydroxycut

Pass the Courvoisi' (Hey, hey)

In AA, with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate

Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday

This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, h-a, h-a, h-a

Laughin' all the way to the bank, I spray flames

They cannot tame or placate the (Ayy)

Monster

You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)

I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (Yeah)

When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers

I look like a villain outta those blockbusters

Godzilla, fire spitter, monster

Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet

Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster

Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet

I'm just a product of Slick Rick, at Onyx, told 'em lick the balls

Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off

It's impossible to list 'em all

And in the midst of all this

I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball

Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?

Risperdal, voices whisper

But my fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn

This is just the song to go ballistic on

You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher

I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological

Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka

When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a

Monster

You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)

I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (Yeah)

When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers

I look like a villain outta those blockbusters

Godzilla, fire spitter, monster

Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet

Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster

Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet

If you never gave a damn, raise your hand

Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans

I'm on point, like my index is, so all you will ever get is

The motherfuckin' finger (Finger), prostate exam ('xam)

How can I have all these fans and perspire?

Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire

And I got no plans to retire and I'm still the man you admire

These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flier

I got 'em passin' out like what you do, when you hand someone flyers

What goes around comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw

Cause I caught the flaps of my dollar stack

Right off the bat like a baseball, like Kid Ink

Bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy

Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake)

Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher

Won't even lend you an ear ain't even pretendin' to care

But I tell a bitch I'll marry her, if she'll bury her

Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez

Christian Rivera '

Cause my lyrics never sit well so they wanna give me the chair

Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Carry

Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry

Carry a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary

Got 'em swearin' up and down, they can't spit, this shit's hilarious

It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column

We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem

Get the shaft out like a steering column (Mark Jack)

Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink

Evil half of the Bad Meets

Evil, that means take a back seat

Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single

Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people

Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle

I stack these chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto

Fill 'em with the venom, and eliminate 'em

Other words, I Minute Maid 'em

I don't want to hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage

I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him

I'm finna kill 'em and dump all the fuckin' bodies in a lake

Obliteratin' everything, incineratin' and renegade 'em

And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid

But don't nobody want it but they're gonna get it anyway

Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill

I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer, be the vanilla gorilla

You're bringin' the killer within me, out of me

You don't want to be the enemy of the demon

Who went in me, and be on the recieving of me, what stupidity, it'd be

Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter

When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck

Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me

A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me

I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable

You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable

I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable

I'm on the toilet bowl

I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full

I'm not afraid to pull the

Man stop

Look what I'm plannin' (Haha)

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn

Well that's alright, because I like the way it hurts

Just gonna stand there and hear me cry

Well that's alright, because I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

I can't tell you what it really is

I can only tell you what it feels like

And right now there's a steel knife, in my windpipe

I can't breathe, but I still fight, while I can fight

As long as the wrong feels right, it's like I'm in flight

High off of love drunk from my hate

It's like I'm huffing paint and I love her the more I suffer

I suffocate and right before I'm about to drown

She resuscitates me, she fucking hates me

And I love it, wait

Where you going? I'm leaving you

No you ain't, come back

We're running right back, here we go again

It's so insane 'cause when it's going good, it's going great

I'm Superman, with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane

But when it's bad, it's awful

I feel so ashamed, I snapped, who's that dude?

I don't even know his name, I laid hands on her

I'll never stoop so low again, I guess I don't know my own strength

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn

Well that's alright, because I like the way it hurts

Just gonna stand there and hear me cry

Well that's alright, because I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

You ever love somebody so much

You can barely breathe, when you're with them, you meet

And neither one of you, even know what hit 'em

Got that warm fuzzy feeling, yeah them chills, used to get 'em

Now you're getting fucking sick, of looking at 'em

You swore you've never hit 'em, never do nothing to hurt 'em

Now you're in each other's face,

Spewing venom in your words, when you spit 'em

You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, bit 'em

Throw 'em down, pin 'em, so lost in the moments, when you're in 'em

It's the rage that took over it controls you both

So they say it's best, to go your separate ways

Guess that they don't know ya 'cause today, that was yesterday

Yesterday is over, it's a different day

Sound like broken records, playin' over, but you promised her

Next time you'll show restraint

You don't get another chance

Life is no Nintendo game, but you lied again

Now you get to watch her leave

Out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn

But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts

Just gonna stand there and hear me cry

But that's alright, because I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

Now I know we said things, did things

That we didn't mean and we fall back into the same patterns

Same routine, but your temper's just as bad, as mine is

You're the same as me, when it comes to love, you're just as blinded

Baby please come back, it wasn't you

Baby it was me, maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems

Maybe that's what happens When a tornado meets a volcano

All I know is I love you too much, to walk away now

Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk

Don't you hear sincerity, in my voice when I talk?

Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball

Next time I'm pissed, I'll aim my fist at the dry wall

Next time, there will be no next time

I apologize even though I know it's lies

I'm tired of the games, I just want her back, I know I'm a liar

If she ever tries to fucking leave again

I'm a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn

But that's alright, because I like the way it hurts

Just gonna stand there and hear me cry

But that's alright, because I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

Look, I was gonna go easy on you

Not to hurt your feelings

But I'm only going to get this one chance

Something's wrong, I can feel it

(Six minutes)

Just a feeling I've got

Like something's about to happen

But I don't know what

If that means what I think it means

We're in trouble, big trouble

And if he is as bananas as you say

I'm not taking any chances

You are just what the doc ordered

I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

Now, who thinks their arms are long enough

To slap box, slap box?

They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot

But for me to rap like a computer

It must be in my genes

I got a laptop in my back pocket

My pen'll go off when I half-cock it

Got a fat knot from that rap profit

Made a livin' and a killin' off it

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack

I'm an MC still as honest

But as rude and as indecent as all hell

Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)

This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop

You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match

With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC

In the back of the Ac'

Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack

And at the exact same time

I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts

While I'm practicin' that

I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table

Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

Only realized it was ironic

I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs

Feel my wrath of attack

Rappers are havin' a rough time period

Here's a maxi pad

It's actually disastrously bad for the wack

While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard

Everybody wants the key and the secret

To rap immortality like Ι have got

Well, to be truthful the blueprint's

Simply rage and youthful exuberance

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

Hit the Earth like an asteroid

Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)

MCs get taken to school with this music

Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme"

Now I lead a new school full of students

Me? I'm a product of Rakim

Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren

Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim

Inspired enough to one day grow up

Blow up and be in a position

To meet Run–D.M.C., induct them

Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Even though I'll walk in the church

And burst in a ball of flames

Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in

Is the alcohol of fame On the wall of shame

You fags think it's all a game

Til I walk a flock of flames

Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?

Little gay-lookin' boy

So gay I can barely say it with a straight face

Lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)

You're witnessin' a massacre

Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy

Oy vey, that boy's gay!—that's all they say, lookin' boy

You get a thumbs up, pat on the back

And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy

Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?

I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy

I'ma work for everything I have

Never asked nobody for shit Get outta my face, lookin' boy!

Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable

Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—

I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

The way I'm racin' around the track

Call me NASCAR, NASCAR

Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God

Kneel before General Zod

This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard

So you'll be Thor, I'll be Odin

You rodent, I'm omnipotent

Let off, then I'm reloadin'

Immediately with these bombs, I'm totin'

And I should not be woken

I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head

A zombie floatin' But I got your mom deep-throatin'

I'm out my Ramen Noodle

We have nothin' in common, poodle

I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm

And pay homage, pupil It's me, my honesty's brutal

But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though

For good at least once in a while

So I wanna make sure somewhere in this

Chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes

To maybe try to help get some people through tough times

But I gotta keep a few punchlines

Just in case, 'cause even you unsigned

Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime

I know there was a time where once I

Was king of the underground

But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoah Monch grind

So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine

Appeal with the skin color of mine

You get too big and here they come tryin'

To censor you like that one line

I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I

Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine

Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9

See if I get away with it now That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm

Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal

You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though

And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for

You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows

You write normal? Fuck being normal!

And I just bought a new raygun from the future

Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad

Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad

Singin' to a man while he played piano

Man, oh man, that was a 24-7 special on the cable channel

So Ray J went straight to the radio station

The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"

Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)

Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?

Innovative and I'm made of rubber

So that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me

And it'll glue to you and

I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating

How to give a motherfuckin' audience

A feeling like it's levitating

Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting

For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating

Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

I make elevating music, you make elevator music

Oh, he's too mainstream.

Well, that's what they do when they get jealous

They confuse it

It's not hip-hop, it's pop, —'cause I found a hella way to fuse it

With rock, shock rap with Doc

Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it

I don't know how to make songs like that I don't know what words to use.

Let me know when it occurs to you

While I'm rippin' any one of these

S that versus you

It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you

How many verses I gotta murder to

Prove that if you were half as nice

Your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?

Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie

But look at the accolades these skills brung me

Full of myself, but still hungry

I bully myself 'cause I make me do

What I put my mind to

And I'm a million leagues above you

Ill when I speak in tongues

But it's still tongue-in-cheek fuck you

I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel

I'ma sleep in the front seat

Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz

Still "Chunky but Funky"

But in my head there's something

I can feel tugging and struggling

Angels fight with devils

And here's what they want from me

They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate

But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred

I have, then you may be a little patient

And more sympathetic to the situation

And understand the discrimination

But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons?

Make lemonade then!

But if I can't batter the women

How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?

Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake

If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation

To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and

Don't be a retard — Be a king? Think not

Why be a king when you can be a God?

Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks

Two trailer park girls go round the outside

Round the outside, round the outside

Two trailer park girls go round the outside

Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back

Back again

Shady's back

Tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back

I've created a monster

Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more

They want Shady, I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you

A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker

Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

By the doctor when I'm not co-operating

When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating

You waited this long, now stop debating

Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating

I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney

But your husband's heart problem's complicating

So the FCC won't let me be

Or let me be me, so let me see

They try to shut me down on MTV

But it feels so empty, without me

So, come on and dip, bum on your lips

Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits

And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie!

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, controversy

Cause it feels so empty, without me

I said "This looks like a job for me"

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, controversy

Cause it feels so empty, without me

Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious

Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis

They start feelin' like prisoners helpless

Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, bitch!

A visionary, vision of scary

Could start a revolution, pollutin' the airwaves

A rebel, so just let me revel and bask

In the fact that I got everyone kissin' my ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe

For you to see so damn much of my ass

You asked for me?

Well I'm back

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna

Enter in, endin' up under your skin like a splinter

The center of attention, back for the winter

I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting

Testing, attention please

Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me

Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free

A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, controversy

Cause it feels so empty, without me

I said, "This looks like a job for me"

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, controversy

Cause it feels so empty, without me

A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with

Anybody who's talkin' this shit, that shit

Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked

Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards

And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie

You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me

You don't know me, you're too old, let go

It's over, nobody listen to techno

Now let's go, just gimme the signal

I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults

I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems

Everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm disgusting

But it's just me, I'm just obscene

No I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley

To do black music so selfishly

And used it to get myself wealthy

There's a concept that works

Twenty million other white rappers emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It'll be so empty, without me

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, controversy

Cause it feels so empty, without me

I said "This looks like a job for me"

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, controversy

Cause it feels so empty, without me

Kids!

Look

If you had

One shot

Or one opportunity

To seize everything you ever wanted

In one moment

Would you capture it

Or just let it slip?

Yo

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'

What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now

The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow

Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity

Ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked

He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No

He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes

It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke

He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's

Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody

Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

You better

His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping

This world is mine for the taking

Make me king, as we move toward a New World Order

A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortem

It only grows harder, only grows hotter

He blows, it's all over, these hoes is all on him

Coast to coast shows, he's known as the Globetrotter

Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father

He goes home and barely knows his own daughter

But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water

These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product

They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada

So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on

Da-da-dum, da-dum, da-da

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

You better

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage

Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged

I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed

I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage

But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher

Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper

All the pain inside amplified by the

Fact that I can't get by with my nine to

Five and I can't provide the right type of

Life for my family 'cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers

And its no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer

This is my life and these times are so hard

And it's getting even harder tryna feed and water my seed, plus

Teeter totter, caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna

Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much

For me to wanna stay in one spot, another day of monotony's

Gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got

To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot

Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not

Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go, I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot

So here I go, is my shot

Feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

You better

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid (yeah)

To take a stand, it's been a ride

Everybody, I guess I had to

Go to that place

To get to this one

Now some of you

Might still be in that place

If you're tryin' to get out

Just follow me

I'll get you there

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em

But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em

Cause ain't no way I'm a let you stop me from causin' mayhem

When I say I'm a do somethin' I do it

I don't give a damn what you think

I'm doin' this for me, so fuck the world, feed it beans

It's gassed up, if it thinks it's stoppin' me

I'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly

And all those who look down on me, I'm tearin' down your balcony

No if, ands or buts, don't try to ask him why or how can he

From "Infinite" down to the last "Relapse" album he's still shittin'

Whether he's on salary, paid hourly, until he bows out or he shits his bowels out of him

Whichever comes first, for better or worse

He's married to the game, like a fuck you for Christmas

His gift is a curse, forget the Earth, he's got the urge to pull his dick from the dirt

And fuck the whole universe

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To take a stand (to take a stand)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my hand come (come take my hand)

We'll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just letting you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road

Okay quit playin' with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap

I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap

You said you was king

You lied through your teeth, for that fuck your feelings

Instead of gettin' crowned you're gettin' capped, and to the fans

I'll never let you down again, I'm back

I promise to never go back on that promise

In fact, let's be honest, that last "Relapse" CD was eh

Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground

Relax, I ain't goin' back to that now

All I'm tryin' to say is get back, click-clack, blow 'cause I ain't playin' around

It's a game called circle and I don't know how

I'm way too up to back down

But I think I'm still tryin' to figure this crap out

Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't, this fuckin' black cloud

Still follows me around but it's time to exercise these demons

These muh'fuckers are doin' jumpin' jacks now

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To take a stand (to take a stand)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my hand come (come take my hand)

We'll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just letting you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road

And I just can't keep living this way

So starting today

I'm breaking out of this cage

I'm standing up, I'mma face my demons

I'm manning up, I'mma hold my ground

I've had enough, now I'm so fed up

Time to put my life back together right now (now)

It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me

Admittedly, I probably did it subliminally

For you, so I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through

And don't realize what you did, believe me you

I been through the ringer, but they could do little to the middle finger

I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of

My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers and drop dead

No more bee flingers, no more drama from now on

I promise to focus solely on handlin' my responsibilities as a father

So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof, like my daughters and raise it

You couldn't lift a single shingle on it, 'cause the way I feel

I'm strong enough to go to the club or the corner pub

And lift the whole liquor counter up 'cause I'm raising the bar

I'd shoot for the moon but I'm too busy gazin' at stars, I feel amazing and I'm not

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To take a stand (to take a stand)

Everybody (Everybody)

Come take my hand come (Come take my hand)

We'll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just letting you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road

May I have your attention, please?

May I have your attention, please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door

And started whoopin' her ass worse than before

They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh)

It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he

And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots

Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Haha)

Feminist women love Eminem

Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what

Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah but he's so cute though

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't

But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Discovery Channel don't they

We ain't nothin' but mammals

Well, some of us are cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up

Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too

You think I give a damn about a Grammy

Half of you critics can't even stomach me

Let alone stand me

But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird

Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV

Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe

I should download her audio on mp3

And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh)

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

So I have been sent here to destroy you

And there's a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me

Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me

And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me

Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up

Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you

Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll

And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it

Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?

It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting

Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens

And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'

In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'

He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings

Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck

With his windows down and his system up

So will the real Shady, please stand up

And put one of those fingers, on each hand up

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time loud as you can how does it go

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up

Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up

Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up

Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up

Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

Fuck it, let's all stand up

I got a song filled with shit for the strong-willed

When the world gives you a raw deal

Sets you off 'til you scream, "Piss off! Screw you!"

When it talks to you like you don't belong

Or tells you you're in the wrong field

When something's in your mitochondrial

Cause it latched on to you, like—

Knock knock, let the devil in

Manevolent as I've ever been, head is spinnin'

This medicine's screamin', "L-L-L-Let us in!"

L-L-L-Like a salad bowl, Edgar Allan Poe

Bedridden, shoulda been dead a long time ago

Liquid Tylenol, gelatins, think my skeleton's meltin'

Wicked, I get all high when I think I've smelled the scent

Of elephant manure—hell, I meant Kahlúa

Screw it, to hell with it, I went through hell with accelerants

And blew up my-my-myself again

Volkswagen, tailspin, bucket matches my pale skin

Mayo and went from Hellmann's and being rail thin

Filet-o-Fish, Scribble Jam, Rap Olympics '97 Freaknik

How can I be down? Me and Bizarre in Florida

Proof's room slept on the floor of 'da motel then

Dr. Dre said, "Hell yeah!"

And I got his stamp like a postcard, word to Mel-Man

And I know they're gonna hate

But I don't care, I barely can wait

To hit 'em with the snare and the bass

Square in the face, this fuckin' world better prepare to get laced

Because they're gonna taste my—

Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum

And I'm not knowin' when I'm

Ever gonna slow up and I'm

Ready to snap any moment I'm

Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em

(W-W-When they get bit with the—)

Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum

And I'm not knowin' when I'm

Ever gonna slow up and I'm

Ready to snap any moment I'm

Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em

(W-W-When they get bit with the—)

I said knock knock, let the devil in

Shotgun p-p-pellets in the felt pen

Cocked, fuck around and catch a hot one

It-it's evident I'm not done

V-Venomous, the thoughts spun

Like a web and you just caught in 'em

Held against your will like a hubcap or mud flap

Beat strangler attack

So this ain't gonna feel like a love tap

Eat painkiller pills, fuck up the track

Like, what's her name's at the wheel? Danica Patrick

Threw the car into reverse at the Indy, a nut crashin'

Into ya, the back of it just mangled steel

My Mustang and the Jeep Wrangler grill

With the front smashed, much as my rear fender, assassin

Slim be a combination of an actual kamikaze and Gandhi (Gandhi)

Translation, I will probably kill us both

When I end up backin' into ya

You ain't gonna be able to tell what the fuck's happenin' to ya

When you're bit with the—

Venom, adrenaline momentum

And I'm not knowin' when I'm

Ever gonna slow up and I'm

Ready to snap any moment I'm

Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em

(W-W-When they get bit with the—)

Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum

And I'm not knowin' when I'm

Ever gonna slow up and I'm

Ready to snap any moment I'm

Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em

(W-W-When they get bit with the—)

I said knock knock, let the devil in

Alien, E-E-Elliott phone home

Ain't no telling when this chokehold

On this game will end, I'm loco

Became a Symbiote, so

My fangs are in your throat, ho

You're snake-bitten with my—venom

With the ballpoint pen I'm

Gun cocked, bump stock, double-aught, buckshot

Tire thumper, a garrote, tie a couple knots

Fired up and caught fire, juggernaut

Punk rock, bitch, it's goin' down like Yung Joc

Cause the Doc put me on like sunblock

Why the fuck not, you only get one shot

Ate shit 'til I can't taste it

Chased it with straight liquor

Then paint thinner, then drank 'til I faint

And awake with a headache

And I take anything in rectangular shape

Then I wait to face the demons I'm bonded to

Cause they're chasin' me but I'm part of you

So escapin' me is impossible

I latch onto you like a—parasite

And I probably ruined your parents' life

And your childhood too

Cause if I'm the music that y'all grew up on

I'm responsible for you retarded fools

I'm the super villain Dad and Mom was losin' their marbles to

You marvel that? Eddie Brock is you

And I'm the suit, so call me—

Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum

And I'm not knowin' when I'm

Ever gonna slow up and I'm

Ready to snap any moment I'm

Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em

(W-W-When they get bit with the—)

Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum

And I'm not knowin' when I'm

Ever gonna slow up and I'm

Ready to snap any moment I'm

Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em

(W-W-When they get bit with the—)

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're tryin' to save me, stop holding your breath

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

I wanted the fame but not the cover of Newsweek

Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosey

Wanted to receive attention for my music

Wanted to be left alone in public, excuse me

For wantin' my cake, and eat it too, and wantin' it both ways

Fame made me a balloon 'cause my ego inflated

When I blew, see, but it was confusing

Cause all I wanted to do's be the Bruce Lee of loose leaf

Abused ink, used it as a tool when I blew steam

Ooh! Hit the lottery, ooh-wee!

But with what I gave up to get it was bittersweet

It was like winnin' a used mink

Ironic 'cause I think I'm gettin' so huge I need a shrink

I'm beginnin' to lose sleep, one sheep, two sheep

Going coo-coo and kooky as Kool Keith

But I'm actually weirder than you think, 'cause I'm

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're tryin' to save me, stop holdin' your breath

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

Well, that's nothin' (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Well, that's nothin' (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Now, I ain't much of a poet

But I know somebody once told me to seize the moment

And don't squander it

Cause you never know when it all could be over tomorrow

So I keep conjurin'

Sometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn from

Yeah, ponderin' will do you wonders

No wonder you're losing your mind, the way it wanders

Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo!

I think it went wanderin' off down yonder

And stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen

Cause I need an interventionist

To intervene between me and this monster

And save me from myself and all this conflict

Cause the very thing that I love's killing me

And I can't conquer it

My OCD is conkin' me in the head, keep knockin'

Nobody's home, I'm sleepwalkin'

I'm just relayin' what the voice in my head's sayin'

Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just friends with the

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're tryin' to save me, stop holdin' your breath

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

Well, that's nothin' (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Well, that's nothin' (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Call me crazy, but I have this vision

One day that I'll walk amongst you a regular civilian

But until then, drums get killed and

I'm comin' straight at MC's, blood gets spilled and

I'll take it back to the days that I'd get on a Dre track

Give every kid who got played that pumped-up feelin'

And shit to say back to the kids who played him

I ain't here to save the fuckin' children

But if one kid out of a hundred million

Who are going through a struggle feels it

And relates, that's great, it's payback, Russell Wilson

Falling way back in the draft

Turn nothin' into somethin', still can

Make that, straw into gold, chump, I will spin

Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack

Maybe I need a straight jacket, face facts

I am nuts for real, but I'm okay with that

It's nothin', I'm still friends with the

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're tryin' to save me, stop holdin' your breath

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're tryin' to save me, stop holdin' your breath

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

Well, that's nothin' (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Well, that's nothin' (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Yeah, I know sometimes

Things may not always make sense to you right now

But hey, what daddy always tell you? Straighten up, little soldier

Stiffen up that upper lip, what you cryin' about? You got me

Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad

When I'm gone but I'm tryin' to give you the life that I never had

I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh

I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you wanna cry

Cause you're scared, I ain't there, daddy's with you in your prayers

No more cryin', wipe them tears, daddy's here no more nightmares

We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it Laney

Uncle's crazy ain't he yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it

We're all we got it this world, when it spins, when it swirls

When it whirls, when it twirls, two little beautiful girls

Lookin' puzzled, in a daze, I know it's confusin' you

Daddy's always on the move, mama's always on the news

I try to keep up sheltered from it but somehow it seems

The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me

All the things growin' up as Daddy that he had to see

Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did

We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me

But things have got so bad between us, I don't see us ever

Bein' together ever again, like we used to be when we was teenagers

But then of course everything always happens for a reason

I guess it was never meant to be but it's just somethin'

That we have no control over and that's what destiny is

But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep

Maybe one day we'll wake up and this'll all just be a dream

Now hush little baby, don't you cry

Everything's gonna be alright

Stiffen that upper lip up, little lady, I told ya

Daddy's here to hold you through the night

I know mommy's not here right now

And we don't know why, we feel how we feel inside

It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby

But I promise, momma's gon' be alright

Heh, it's funny, I remember back one year

When daddy had no money

Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up

And stuck 'em under the tree

And said some of 'em were from me

Cause daddy couldn't buy 'em

I'll never forget that Christmas

I sat up the whole night cryin'

Cause daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job

But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom

And at the time, every house that we lived in

Either kept gettin' broken into and robbed or shot up on the block

And your mom, was savin' money for you in a jar

Tryin' to start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college

Almost had a thousand dollars, 'til someone broke in and stole it

And I know it hurt so bad, it broke your momma's heart

And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart

Mom and dad was arguin' a lot, so momma moved back

On the Chalmers in the flat, one bedroom apartment

And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara

And that's when daddy went to California with his CD

And met Dr. Dre and flew you and momma out to see me

But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me

Then you started seein' daddy on the TV

And momma didn't like it and you and Laney were too young

To understand that papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit

And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it

I'm just sorry, you were there and had to witness it first hand

Cause all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud

Now I'm sittin' in this empty house, just reminiscin', lookin'

At your baby pictures, it just trips me out to see how much

You both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now

Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here

Laney, I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here

I like the sound of that, yeah, it's got a ring to it don't it?

Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

Now hush little baby, don't you cry

Everything's gonna be alright

Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya

Daddy's here to hold you through the night

I know mommy's not here right now

And we don't know why, we feel how we feel inside

It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby

But I promise, momma's gon' be alright

And if you ask me to

Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird, I'ma give you the world

I'ma buy a diamond ring for you, I'ma sing for you

I'll do anything for you to see you smile

And if that mockingbird don't sing

And that ring don't shine, I'ma break that birdie's neck

I'd go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya

And make him eat every carat, don't fuck with dad, ha ha

Yeah...

It's my life...

My own words I guess...

[Verse 1]

Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?

Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?

When they know they're your heart

And you know you were their armour

And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'em

But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?

And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you?

What happens when you become the main source of a pain?

Daddy look what I made', Dad's gotta go catch a plane

Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?'

I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy

Daddy's writing this song, this song ain't gonna write itself

I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself

Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her

And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her

That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy

Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby...

[Chorus]

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice

Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling

And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just smile back

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice

Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling

And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just smile back...

[Verse 2]

I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing

She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing

You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?'

Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, 'Daddy you're lying

You always say that, you always say this is the last time

But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine'

She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it

Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!'

Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket

It's got a picture, 'this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha''

I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror

These stinkin walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em

They're saying 'You've got one more chance to do right' - and it's tonight

Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late

And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door

It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on

And I'm singing...

[Chorus]

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice

Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling

And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just smile back

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice

Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling

And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just smile back...

[Verse 3]

Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat

The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet

I take a bow and thank you all for coming out

They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd

I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing

Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,'

But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?

I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'

You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad

And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'

That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin

I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are gone'

But baby wait, 'it's too late Dad, you made the choice

Now go up there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us'

That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name

It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill

Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real

I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see

How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me

I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it

Put it to my brain and scream 'die Shady' and pop it

The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes

That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'

It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her

Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister

Almost as if to say..

[Chorus / Outro]

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice

Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling

And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just smile back

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice

Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling

And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just smile back...

Shady, Aftermath

There she goes shaking that ass on the floor

Bumpin' and grindin' that pole

The way she's grindin' that pole

I think I'm losing control

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fucked up

Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your dick rubbed

Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted

Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink

Hit the bathroom sink, throw up

Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine

Knowin' still got a few chunks on them shoestrings

Showin I was dehydrated 'til the beat vibrated

I was revibed as soon as this bitch gyrated

Them hips and licked them lips and that was it

I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit

Two to the one from the one to the three

I like good pussy and I like good trees

Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe

And I get more ass than a toilet seat

Three to the one from the one to the three

I met a bad bitch last night in the D

Let me tell you how I made her leave with me

Conversation and Hennessey

I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top

Heard motherfuckers talk, seen 'em drop

If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock

And when I bust yo ass I'm gon' continue to rock

Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet

It's real easy just follow the beat

Don't let that fly girl pass you by

Look real close 'cause strobe lights lie

We 'bout to have a party (Turn the music up)

Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)

I'm lookin' for a girl with a body and a sexy strut

Wanna get it poppin' baby step right up

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are 'bout it, 'bout it

I'm lookin' for a girl that will do whatever the fuck

I say everyday she be givin' it up

Shake that ass for me

Shake that ass for me

Come on girl

Shake that ass for me

Shake that ass for me

Oh girl

Shake that ass for me

Shake that ass for me

Come on girl

Shake that ass for me

Shake that ass for me

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist

Open your mouth for about four or five minutes

Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse

Swish but don't spit it, swallow and now finish

Yeah, me and Nate D-o double g

Looking for a couple bitches with some double d's

Pop a little champagne and a couple e's

Slip it in her bubbly, we finna finna

Have a party (Turn the music up)

Let's get it started (Go 'head shake your butt)

I'm lookin' for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck

Apple bottom jeans and a big ol butt

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are 'bout it, 'bout it

I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on

Knows that she can, but she won't say no

Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be

Tonight I want a slut, would you be mine?

Heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

Now, I hope you don't get mad at me

But I told Nate you was a freak

He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind

I told him how you like it from behind

Shake that ass for me

Shake that ass for me

Come on girl

Shake that ass for me

Shake that ass for me

Oh girl

Shake that ass for me

Shake that ass for me

Come on girl

Shake that ass for me

Shake that ass for me

We 'bout to have a party (Rurn the music up)

Let's get it started (Go 'head shake your butt)

I'm lookin' for a girl with a body and a sexy strut

Wanna get it poppin' baby step right up

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are 'bout it, 'bout it

I'm lookin' for a girl that will do whatever the fuck

I say everyday she be givin' it up

There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor

Bumpin' and grindin' that pole

The way she's grindin' that pole

I think I'm losing control

C'mon, I ain't leaving without you, bitch

You're comin' home with me

And my boy, and his boy, and his boy and his girl

Haha, Nate Dogg

Love, love

Love, love,

Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

Young Money yeah uh

Ah, throw dirt on me and grow a wildflower

But it's "fuck the world", get a child out her

Yeah, my life a bitch, but you know nothing about her

Been to hell and back, I can show you vouchers

I'm rolling sweets, I'm smoking sour

Married to the game but she broke her vows

That's why my bars are full of broken bottles

And my night stands are full of open Bibles uh

I think about more than I forget

But I don't go around fire expecting not to sweat

And these niggas know I lay them down, make them beg

Bitches try to kick me while I'm down, I'll break your leg

Money outweighing problems on a triple beam

I'm sticking to the script, you niggas skipping scenes, uh

Be good or be good at it

Fucking right I've got my gun, semi-Cartermatic

Yeah, put a dick in their mouth, so I guess it's fuck what they say

I'm high as a bitch up, up and away, man, I come down in a couple of days

OK, you want me up in a cage, then I'll come out in beast mode

I got this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G-code

It's Weezy motherfucker, blood gang and I'm in bleed mode

All about my dough but I don't even check the peephole

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down

No love lost,

No love found

It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now (Yeah)

You kicked me when I was down, but what you say, just (Don't hurt me)

That's right (It don't hurt me) I don need you (No more)

Don't wanna see you (No more)

Ha bitch you get (No love) You showed me nothing but hate

You ran me into the ground, but what comes around goes around (Yeah)

(And you don't hurt me)

That's right (You don't hurt me) and I don't need you (No more)

Don't want to see you, (No more)

Ha bitch you get no love

No love

No love

No love, ha

Bitch you get no love

No love

No love, and I don't need you (No more)

Get 'em

I'm alive again

More alive than I have been in my whole entire life I can

See these people's ears perk up as I begin to spaz with the pen,

I'm a little bit sicker than most,

Shit's gonna get thick again, they say the

Competition is stiff, but I get a hard dick from this shit, now stick it in

I ain't never giving in again

Caution to the wind, complete freedom,

Look at these rappers, how I treat them so why the fuck would I join 'em when I beat 'em yeah

They call me a freak 'cause I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat them

Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage, where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?

Snatch the mic from him, bitch I'mma let you finish in a minute,

Yeah that rap was tight, but I'm 'bout to spit the greatest verse of all time

So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um

Scribble out them rhymes you were gonna spit and start over from scratch and write new ones

But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference

When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight

It's an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump in the place

All the way to the parking lot, fellow

Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd

You can see the sparks from hot metal

Cold-hearted from the day I Bogarted the game I so started

To rock fellow, when I'm not even in my harshest

You can still get roasted 'cause Marsh is not mellow

Til I'm toppling from the top I'm not going to stop, I'm standing on my Monopoly board

That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop, 'til my hip don't hop anymore

When you're so good that you can't say it 'cause it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymore

People just get sick 'cause you spit, these fools can't drool or dribble a drop anymore

And you can never break my stride,

You never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow

You'll never take my pride, killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent is getting no

Mercy, mark my words, ain't letting up, relentless I smell blood,

I don't give a fuck, keep giving them hell

Where was you when I fell and needed help up? You get no love

It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now (Oh)

You kicked me when I was down, but what you say, just (Don't hurt me)

Yeah that's right (It don't hurt me) And I don need you (No more)

Don't wanna see you (No more)

Ha bitch you get (No love) You showed me nothing but hate (Yeah)

You ran me into the ground, but what comes around goes around

(And you don't hurt me) That's right (You don't hurt me) and I don't need you (No more)

Don't want to see you, (No more)

Ha bitch you get no love

No love

No love

No love, ha

Bitch you get no love

No love

No love, and I don't need you (No more)

Ha, bitch you get no (Love)

Lately I've been hard to reach

I've been too long on my own

Everybody has a private world

Where they can be alone

Are you calling me, are you trying to get through

Are you reaching out for me, and I'm reaching out for you

I'm just so fuckin' depressed

I just can't seem to get out this slump

If I could just get over this hump

But I need something to pull me out this dump

I took my bruises, took my lumps

Fell down and I got right back up

But I need that spark to get psyched back up

In order for me to pick that mic back up

I don't know how or why or when

And I ended up in this position I'm in

I'm starting to feel distant again

So I decided just to pick this pen

Up and tried to make an attempt to vent, but I just can't admit

Or come to grips, with the fact that

I may be done with rap, I need a new outlet

And I know some shits so hard to swallow

But I just can't sit back and wallow

In my own sorrow, but I know one fact

I'll be one tough act to follow

One tough act to follow, copy, one tough act to follow

Here today, gone tomorrow

But you have to walk a thousand miles

In my shoes, just to see

What it's like, to be me

I'll be you, let's trade shoes

Just to see what I'd be like to

Feel your pain, you feel mine

Go inside each other's minds

Just to see what we find

Look at shit through each other's eyes

But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh

They can all get fucked, just stay true to you so

Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh

They can all get fucked, just stay true to you so

I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor

Everything is so tense and gloom

I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room

Just as soon as I walk in

It's like all eyes on me, so I try to avoid any eye contact

Cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation, like I want that

I'm not looking for extra attention

I just want to be just like you

Blend in with the rest of the room

Maybe just point me to the closest restroom

I don't need no fucking manservant

Trying to follow me around, and wipe my ass

Laugh at every single joke I crack

And half of 'em ain't even funny like hahaha

Marshall, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn

Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown

So why don't you all sit down

Listen to the tale I'm about to tell

Hell, we don't have to trade our shoes

And you don't have to walk no thousand miles

In my shoes, just to see

What it's be like, to be me

I'll be you, let's trade shoes

Just to see what I'd be like to

Feel your pain, you feel mine

Go inside each other's minds

Just to see what we find

Look at shit through each other's eyes

But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh

They can all get fucked, just stay true to you so

Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh

They can all get fucked, just stay true to you so

Nobody asked for life to deal us

With these bullshit hands we're dealt

We gotta take these cards ourselves

And flip them, don't expect no help

Now I could have either just sat on my ass and pissed and moaned

Or take this situation in which I'm placed in

And get up and get my own, I was never the type of kid

To wait by the door and pack his bags

Or sat on the porch and hoped and prayed

For a dad to show up who never did

I just wanted to fit in, every single place, every school I went

I dreamed of being that cool kid

Even if it meant acting stupid, Aunt Edna always told me

Keep making that face till it gets stuck like that

Meanwhile I'm just standing there

Holding my tongue up trying to talk like this

Till I stuck my tongue on the frozen stop sign pole at eight years old

I learned my lesson and cause I wasn't tryin to impress my friends no more

But I already told you my whole life story

Not just based on my description

Cause where you see it from where you're sitting

Is probably a hundred and ten percent different

I guess we would have to walk a mile

In each other's shoes, at least

What size you wear? I wear tens

Let's see if you can fit your feet

In my shoes, just to see

What it's be like, to be me

I'll be you, let's trade shoes

Just to see what I'd be like to

Feel your pain, you feel mine

Go inside each other's minds

Just to see what we find

Look at shit through each other's eyes

But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh

They can all get fucked, just stay true to you so

Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh

They can all get fucked, just stay true to you so

Lately I've been hard to reach

I've been too long on my own

Everybody has a private world

Where they can be alone

Are you calling me, are you trying to get through

Are you reaching out for me, and I'm reaching out for you

Yea, to my babies, stay strong, Daddy will be home soon

And to the rest of the world, God gave you the shoes

That fit you, so put em on and wear 'em

And be yourself man, be proud of who you are

Even if it sounds corny

Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful, so

Man, whatever

Dre, just let it run

Ayo, turn the beat up a little bit

Ayo, this song is for anyone...

Fuck it, just shut up and listen, ayo

I sit back with this pack of Zig-Zags and this bag

Of this weed, it gives me the shit needed to be

The most meanest MC on this on this Earth

And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse

And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works

And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension

Dispensing these sentences, getting this stress

That's been eating me recently off of this chest

And I rest again peacefully

But at least have the decency in you

To leave me alone, when you freaks see me out

In the streets when I'm eating or feeding my daughter

To not come and speak to me

I don't know you, and no, I don't owe you a mothafuckin' thing

I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think

I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick if you tempt me

My tank is on empty, no patience is in me

And if you offend me, I'm lifting you ten feet in the air

I don't care who was there and who saw me just jaw you

Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit

I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe

I'm tired of all you, I don't mean to be mean

But that's all I can be, it's just me

And I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, every day I am

Radio won't even play my jam

Cause I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, every day I am, huh

I don't know, it's just the way I am

Sometimes I just feel like my father

I hate to be bothered with all of this nonsense, it's constant

And, oh, it's his lyrical content, the song Guilty Conscience

Has gotten such rotten responses

And all of this controversy circles me

And it seems like the media immediately points a finger at me

So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie

Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up

When you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up

With the bullshit they pull, 'cause they full of shit too

When a dude's getting bullied and shoots up his school

And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin

Where were the parents at? And look where it's at!

Middle America, now it's a tragedy

Now it's so sad to see, an upper-class city

Havin' this happenin'

Then attack Eminem 'cause I rap this way

But I'm glad, 'cause they feed me the fuel that I need

For the fire to burn and it's burning, and I have returned

And I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, every day I am

Radio won't even play my jam

Cause I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, every day I am

I don't know, it's just the way I am

I'm so sick and tired of being admired

That I wish that I would just die or get fired

And dropped from my label, let's stop with the fables

I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name Is"

And pigeon-holed into some poppy sensation

To cop me rotation at rock-n-roll stations

And I just do not got the patience

To deal with these cocky Caucasians

Who think I'm some wigger who just tries to be black

Cause I talk with an accent, and grab on my balls

So they always keep asking the same fucking questions

What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in

The why, the who, what, when, the where and the how

Til I'm grabbing my hair and I'm tearin' it out

Cause they driving me crazy, I can't take it

I'm racin', I'm pacin', I stand and I sit

And I'm thankful for every fan that I get

But I can't take a shit in the bathroom

Without someone standing by it

No, I won't sign you an autograph

You can call me an asshole, I'm glad, 'cause...

I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, every day I am

Radio won't even play my jam

Cause I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, every day I am

I don't know, it's just the way I am

Where's my snare?

I have no snare on my headphones

There you go

Yeah

Yo

Yo

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?

I have

I've been protested and demonstrated against

Picket signs for my wicked rhymes

Look at the times

Sick as the mind of the motherfucking kid that's behind

All this commotion, emotions run deep as oceans explodin'

Tempers flarin' from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin'

Not takin' nothin' from no one, give 'em hell long as I'm breathin'

Keep kickin' ass in the mornin' and takin' names in the evenin'

Leavin' with a taste as sour as vinegar in their mouth

See they can trigger me

But they never figure me out

Look at me now

I betcha probably sick of me now

Ain't you, mama?

Imma make you look so ridiculous now

I'm sorry mama

I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to make you cry

But tonight

I'm cleanin' out my closet

One more time

I said I'm sorry mama

I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to make you cry

But tonight

I'm cleanin' out my closet

Ah

I got some skeletons in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it

So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it

Imma expose it

I'll take you back to '73

Before I ever had a multi-platinum sellin' CD

I was a baby

Maybe I was just a couple of months

My faggot father must've had his panties up in a bunch

Cause he split

I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye

No, I don't owe him a second thought

I just fuckin' wished he would die

I look at Hailie

And I couldn't picture leavin' her side

Even if I hated Kim

I'd grit my teeth and I'd try

To make it work with her, at least for Hailie's sake

I maybe made some mistakes but I'm only human

But I'm man enough to face 'em today

What I did was stupid

No doubt it was dumb

But the smartest shit I did was take the bullets outta that gun

Cause I'd have killed 'em

Shit, I woulda shot Kim and them both

It's my life

I'd like to welcome ya'll to the Eminem Show

I'm sorry mama

I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to make you cry

But tonight

I'm cleanin' out my closet

One more time

I said I'm sorry mama

I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to make you cry

But tonight

I'm cleanin' out my closet

Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition

Take a second to listen 'fore you think this record is dissin'

But put yourself in my position

Just try to envision

Witnessin' your mama poppin' prescription pills in the kitchen

Bitchin' that someone's always goin' through hear purse and shit's missin'

Goin' through public housin' systems, victim of Munchhausen's Syndrome

My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't

Til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it?

Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, ma?

So you could try to justify the way you treated me, ma?

But guess what?

You're gettin' older now and it's cold when you're lonely

And Nathan's growin' up so quick he's gonna know that you're phony

And Hailie's getting' so big now

You should see her, she's beautiful

But you'll never see her

She won't even be at your funeral

See, what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong

Bitch, do your song

Keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom

But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get?

You selfish bitch

I hope you fuckin' burn in hell for this shit

Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?

Well, guess what?

I am dead, dead to you as can be!

I'm sorry mama

I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to make you cry

But tonight

I'm cleanin' out my closet

One more time

I said I'm sorry mama

I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to make you cry

But tonight

I'm cleanin' out my closet

I've been a liar, been a thief

Been a lover, been a cheat

All my sins need holy water, feel it washing over me

Well, little one, I don't want to admit to something

If all it's gonna cause is pain

Truth and my lies right now are falling like the rain

So let the river run

He's comin' home with his neck scratched, to catch flack

Sweat jackets and dress slacks, mismatched

On his breath's Jack, he's a sex addict

And she just wants to exact revenge and get back

It's a chess match, she's on his back like a jetpack

She's kept track of all his Internet chats

And guess who just happens to be movin' on to the next

Actually, just shit on my last chick and she has what my ex lacks

Cause she loves danger, psychopath

And you don't fuck with no man's girl, even I know that

But she's devised some plan to stab him in the back

Knife in hand, says their relationship's hangin' by a strand

So she's been on the web lately

Says maybe she'll be my Gwen Stacy, to spite her man

And I know she's using me to try to play him, I don't care

Hi Suzanne, but I shoulda said "Bye Suzanne"

After the first night, but tonight I am

I've been a liar, been a thief

Been a lover, been a cheat

All my sins need holy water, feel it washing over me

Well, little one, I don't want to admit to something

If all it's gonna cause is pain

The truth and my lies now are falling like the rain

So let the river run

A one-night stand turned a two-night stand

It was "come sunlight, scram, " now we hug tight, and

He found out, now she feels deserted and used

Cause he left, so what? He did it first to her too

Now how am I supposed to tell this girl that we're through?

It's hard to find the words, I'm aloof, nervous, and Sue

Don't want this to hurt, but what you deserve is the truth

Don't take it personal, I just can't say this in person to you

So I revert to the studio, like hole-in-the-wall diners

Don't have to be reserved in a booth

I just feel like the person who I'm turning into's

Irreversible, I preyed on you like it's church at the pew

And now that I got you I don't want you

Took advantage in my thirst to pursue

Why do I do this dirt that I do?

Get on my soapbox and preach, my sermon and speech

Detergent and bleach is burnin' the wound

Cause now with her in the womb

We can't bring her in this world, shoulda knew

To use protection 'fore I bit into your forbidden fruit (Fuck!)

I've been a liar, been a thief

Been a lover, been a cheat

All my sins need holy water, feel it washing over me

Well, little one, I don't want to admit to something

If all it's gonna cause is pain

The truth and my lies now are falling like the rain

So let the river run

My name's (ooh), my name's (ooh)

River (ooh), river run

Call me (ooh), call me (ooh)

River (ooh), we'll let the river run

Always the bridesmaid, never "The bride, hey!"

Fuck can I say? If life was a highway

And deceit was an enclave, I'd be swerving in five lanes

Speeds at a high rate, like I'm slidin' on ice, maybe

That's why I may have came at you sideways

I can't keep my lies straight

But I made you terminate my baby

This love triangle left us in a wreck, tangled

What else can I say? It was fun for a while

Bet I really woulda loved your smile

Didn't really wanna abort, but fuck it

What's one more lie, to tell our unborn child?

I've been a liar, been a thief

Been a lover, been a cheat

All my sins need holy water, feel it washing over me

Well, little one (I'm sorry)

I don't want to admit to something (I fucked up)

If all it's gonna cause is pain

The truth and my lies now are falling like the rain

So let the river run

These ideas are, nightmares to white parents

Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings

Like whatever they say has no bearing

It's so scary in a house that allows, no swearing

To see him walking around with his headphones blaring

Alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care

He's a problem child, and what bothers him all comes out

When he talks about, his f- dad walking out

Cause he hates him so bad that he, blocks him out

If he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him out

His thoughts are wacked, he's mad so he's talking back

Talking black, brainwashed from rock and rap

He sags his pants, doo-rags and a stocking cap

His step-father hit him so he socked him back

And broke his nose, his house is a broken home

There's no control, he just lets his emotions go

Sing with me, sing for the year (sing it)

Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (come on!)

Sing it with me, just for today

Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

Entertainment is changing, intertwining with gangsters

In the land of the killers a sinner's mind is a sanctum

Holy or unholy, only have one homie

Only this gun, lonely 'cause don't anyone know me

Yet everybody just feels like they can relate

I guess words are a mothafucka, they can be great

Or they can degrade, or even worse, they can teach hate

It's like these kids hang on every single statement we make

Like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum

Now how the f- did this metamorphosis happen?

From standing on corners and porches just rapping

To having a fortune, no more kissing ass

But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you

Fans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at you

To get they hands on every dime you have

They want you to lose your mind every time you mad

So they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannon

Any dispute won't hesitate to produce handguns

That's why these prosecutors wanna convict me

Strictly just to get me off of these streets quickly

But all their kids been listening to me religiously

So I'm signing CD's while police fingerprint me

They're for the judge's daughter but his grudge is against me

If I'm such a fucking menace this shit doesn't make sense B

It's all political, if my music is literal

Then I'm a criminal, how the fuck can I raise a little girl?

I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to

You're full of shit too Guerrera; that was a fist that hit you

Sing with me, sing for the year (sing it)

Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (sing this shit!)

Sing it with me, just for today

Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

They say music can alter moods and talk to you

Well, can it load a gun up for you and cock it too?

Well if it can, and the next time you assault a dude

Just tell the judge it was my fault, and I'll get sued

See what these kids do is hear 'bout us toting pistols

And they wanna get one 'cause, they think the shit's cool

Not knowing we really just protecting ourselves

We entertainers, of course the shit's affecting our sales

You ignoramus, but music is reflection of self

We just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail

It's fucked up ain't it? How we can come from practically nothing

To being able to have any fucking thing that we wanted

That's why we, sing for these kids who don't have a thing

Except for a dream and a fucking rap magazine

Who post pin-up pictures on they walls all day long

Idolize their favorite rappers and know all their songs

Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives

So they sit and they cry at night wishing they'd die

Til they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe

We're nothing to you, but we're the fucking shit in their eyes

That's why we, seize the moment try to freeze it and own it

Squeeze it and hold it, 'cause we consider these minutes golden

And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone

Just let our spirits live on

Through our lyrics that you hear in our songs and we can

Sing with me, sing for the year (sing it)

Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (come on!)

Sing it with me, just for today

Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

Sing with me, sing for the year (sing it)

Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (come on!)

Sing it with me, just for today

Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away