Cause some things just don't change

It's better when they stay the same

Although the whole world knows your name, so on the biggest stage

They came to see you spit your game, oh oooh

But it shouldn't be difficult

To explain just why you came back again

You hate the fame, love the game

Cold as ice he remain, Fuck em all

Tell em all eat shit

Here we go again

Oh, God Damn

Is it that time again already?

Ok

Ya'll don't look too happy to see me

Fuck man

Don't everybody welcome me back at once

Aight, then fuck it already

You can get the dick

Just call me the ball sack

I'm nuts

Michael Vick in this bitch dawg

Fall back, ya mutts

Fuck your worms

You never seen such a sick puppy

Fuck it a sick duck

I want my duck sicked mummy

And my nuts licked

Gobble em up trick yummy

Bitch, you don't fucking think

That I know that you suck dick dummy

You get your butt kicked

Fuck all that love sick honey

Yeah, I laugh when I call you a slut

It's funny

Shortly dance while I dis

You to the beat

Fuck the words

You don't listen to em anyway

Yeah, struck a nerve sucker

Motherfucker might as well let

My lips pucker, like Elton John

Cause I'm just a mean cock sucker

This shit is on

Cuz you went and pissed me off

Now I'm sitting and pissing on

Everybody

Give a fuck if it's right or wrong

So buck the Buddha, light a bong

But take a look at Mariah the next time I inspire you to write a song, c'mon

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

When it snows and it's twenty below

Ask me why, man I just don't know no no no no no no

I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

Bl- bl- blows, Bl- blow blows oh oh

Fuck it, I'm a loose cannon

Bruce Banners back in the booth

Ya'll are sitting ducks

I'm the only goose standing

I'll set the world on fire

Piss on it, put it out

Stick my dick in a circle

But I'm not fucking around

Motherfucker

I saw you pussy footin'

I'll kick a bitch in the cunt

Till it makes her queef

And sounds like a fucking

Whoopie cushion

Who the fuck is you pushin'?

You must have mistook me for

Some sissy soft punk

Looking for some nookie or bosom

Go ahead, fucking hater, push me

I told you ain't no fucking way to shush me

Call me a faggot

Cuz I hate a pussy

Man the fuck up, sissy G's up

All you gardeners freeze up

Put your hoes down

Shady ease up, Man chill

Nah, I can't god damnit

Rap is a land fill

Drop the anvil

These are shoes that you can't fill

Shit the day that happens

The world will stop spinning

And Michael J Fox

Will come to a stand still

During a earthquake

Urine in your face

Cuz your fake

Aahh, what the fuck, that hurt wait

Aahh, what the fuck

I just got struck by lightning

I write, then I quit

God, I give up

Call it evil that men do

Lord forgive me for what my pen do

This is for your sins, I cleanse you

And you can repent but I warn you

If you continue, to hell I send you

And just then the wind blew

And I said

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

When it snows and it's twenty below

Ask me why, man I just don't know no no no no no no

I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

Bl- bl- blows, Bl- blow blows oh oh o-

How long will I be this way?

Shady, until my dying day

Until I hang up the mic

And it's time for me to say

So long till then I drop the

Fucking bombs like I missed

The pass when I went long

If you don't like it

You can kiss my ass in a lint thong

Now sing along

Slut this, slut that

Learn the words to the song

Oh, bitches don't like that

Homie, I'll be nicer to women

When Aquaman drowns and

The Human Torch starts swimming

Man I'm a cold soul, I roll solo

So don't compare me to

Them other bums over there

It's like apples to oranges

Peaches to plums

Yeah, I'm bananas

Pussy cut off the grapes

And grow a pair, but I swear

You try to dis me, I'll slaughter you

I put that on everything

Like everyone does

We're auto-tuned

The last thing you want to do

Is have me spit out a rhyme

And say I was writing

This and I thought of you so

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

When it snows and it's twenty below

Ask me why, man I just don't know no no no no no no

I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

Bl- bl- blows, Bl- blow blows oh oh o-

I don't know

I don't know what caused

I don't know

What caused me to be this way

I don't know, I don't know

But I'll probably

Be this way until my dying day

I don't know why I'm so

I'm so cold

Mean things I don't mean to say

I guess this is how you made me

Ayo, before I start this song man

I just want to thank everybody for being so patient

And baring with me over these last couple of years

While I figure this shit out

Is anybody out there?

It feels like I'm talkin' 2 myself

No one seems to know my struggle

And everything I come from

Can anybody hear me?

I guess I keep talkin' 2 myself

It feels like I'm going insane

Am I the one whose crazy?

Yeah

Woah, woah, woah

Woah, woah, woah

So why in the world do I feel so alone?

Nobody but me, I'm on my own

Is there anyone out there who feels the way I feel?

If there is then let me hear just so I know that I'm not the only one

I went away I guess to open up some lanes

But there was no one who even knew

What I was going through growing pains

Hatred was flowing through my veins

On the verge of going insane

I almost made a song dissin' Lil Wayne

It's like I was jealous of him cause the attention he was gettin'

I felt horrible about myself, he was spittin' and I wasn't

Anyone who was buzzin' back then coulda got it

Almost went at Kanye too

God it feels like I'm goin' psychotic

Thank god that I didn't do it

I would of had my ass handed to me

And I knew it but Proof isn't here to see me through it

I'm in the booth poppin' another pill, tryna talk myself into it

Are you stupid? You gon' start dissin' people for no reason?

Especially when you can't even write a decent punchline even

You're lying to yourself, you're slowly dying, you're denying

Your health is declining with your

Self esteem, you're crying out for help

Is anybody out there?

It feels like I'm talkin' 2 myself

No one seems to know my struggle

And everything I come from

Can anybody hear me?

It guess I keep talkin' 2 myself

It feels like I'm going insane

Am I the one whose crazy?

So why in the world do I feel so alone?

Nobody but me, I'm on my own

Is there anyone out there who feels the way I feel?

If there is then let me hera just so I know that I'm not the only one

Marshall, you're no longer the man, that's a bitter pill to swallow

All I know is I'm wallowin' self loathing and hollow

Bottoms up of pill bottle maybe I'll hit my bottom tomorrow

My sorrow echoes in this hall though

But I must be talkin' to the wall though

I don't see nobody else

(I guess I keep talkin' to myself)

But all these other rappers suck is all that I know

I've turned into a hater I've put up a false bravado

But Marshall is not a egomaniac, that's not his motto

He's not a desperado, he's desperate, it's startin' to bottle

Inside 'em, one foot on the brake one on the throttle

Fallin' asleep with writers block in the parking lot of Mc Donalds

But instead of feeling sorry for yourself do something about it

Admit you got a problem, your brain is clouded you pouted long enough

It isn't them it's you you fuckin', baby

Quit worrying about what they do and do fuckin' Shady

I'm fucking going crazy

Is anybody out there?

It feels like I'm talkin' 2 myself

No one seems to know my struggle

And everything I come from

Can anybody hear me

It guess I keep talkin' 2 myself

It feels like I'm going insane

Am I the one whose crazy

So why in the world do I feel so alone

Nobody but me, I'm on my own

Is there anyone out there who feels the way I feel

If there is then let me in so I know that I'm not the only one

So I pick myself off the ground and fuckin' swam 'fore I drowned

Hit my bottom so hard I bounce twice suffice this time around

It's different them last two albums didn't count

Encore I was on drugs, Relapse I was flushing 'em out

I've come up to make it up to you no more fucking around

I've got something to prove to fans I feel like I let em down

So please accept my apology, I finally feel like I'm back to normal

I feel like me again, let me formally reintroduce myself to you

For those of you who don't know

The new me's back to the old me and homie I don't show no

Signs of slowin' up, pullin' up, blowin' up, all over no mo

My life is no longer a movie but the shows aint over homos

I'm back with a vengeance homie Weezy keep ya head up

TI keep ya head up, Kanye keep ya head up

Don't let up, just keep slayin' 'em

Rest in Peace to DJ AM 'cause I know what it's like

I struggle with this shit every single day

Is anybody out there

It feels like I'm talkin' 2 myself

No one seems to know my struggle

And everything I come from

Can anybody hear me

It guess I keep talkin' 2 myself

It feels like I'm going insane

Am I the one whose crazy

So why in the world do I feel so alone

Nobody but me, I'm on my own

Is there anyone out there who feels the way I feel

If there is then let me in so I know that I'm not the only one

So here it is, dang, this feels like I just woke up or somethin'

I guess I just forgot who the fuck I was, ma

Ay, yo, is anybody I thought about goin' at

Twas never nothin' personal

Cause of some shit I was goin' thru', it's everybody else

I'm back, ay, yo

Yeah, ya know? Critics man

Critics never got nothin' nice to say, man

You know the one thing I notice about critics, man?

Is critics never ask me how my day went

Well, I'ma tell 'em

Yesterday my dog died, I hog tied a ho, tied her in a bow

Said next time you blow up try to spit a flow

You wanna criticize dog try a little mo'

I'm so tired of this I could blow, fire in the hole

I'm fired up so fire up the lighter and the 'dro

Better hold on a little tighter here I go

Flows tighter, hot headed as ghost rider

Cold hearted as spiderman throwin' a spider in the snow

So ya better get to blowin in flow rider

Inside of a low rider with no tires in the hole

Why am I like this? Why is winter cold?

Why is it when I talk, I'm so biased to the hoes?

Listen dog, Christmas is off, this is as soft as it gets

This isn't gob this is a blister in the salt

Those are your wounds this is the salt, so get lost

Shit dissin' me is just like pissin' off the Wizard of Oz

Wrap a lizard in gauze, beat you in the jaws with it

Grab the scissors and saws

And cut out your livers gizzards and balls

Throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with jaws

So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw

Then describe how it tasted like dessert to us all

Got the gall to make Chris piss in his draws

Ticklin' him go to his grave, skip him and visit his dog

You're on fire

That's how ya know your on a roll

Cause when you hot it's like your burnin' up everyone else's cold

You're on fire

Man, I'm so fuckin' sick, I got ambulances pullin' me over and shit

You're on fire

Ya need to stop drop and roll 'cause when you say the shit

To give the whole hip hop shop the blow

You're on fire, yeah, you're on fire, yeah

I just wrote a bullshit hook in between two long ass verses

If you mistook the for a song, look

This ain't a song it's a warnin' to Brooke Hogan and David Cook

That the crook just took over so book

Run as fast as you can, stop writin' and kill it

I'm lightning in a skillet, you're a fuckin' flash in a pan

I pop up you bitches scatter like hot grease splashin' a fan

Mr Mathers is the man

Yeah, I'm pissed but I would rather take this energy

And stash it in a can, come back and whip your ass with it again

Salivas like sulfuric acid in your hand it'll eat through

Anything metal the ass of Iron Man

Turn him into plastic so for you to think

That you could stand a fuckin' chance is assanine

Yeah, ask Denaun man, hit a blind man with a coloring book

And told him color inside the lines or get hit widda fine crayon

Fuck it I ain't playin', pull up in a van and hop out

At a homeless man holdin' a sign sayin'

Vietnam vet, I'm out my fuckin' mind, man

Kick over the can beat his ass and leave him nine grand

So if I seem a little mean to you

This ain't savage you ain't never seen the brew

You wanna get graphic we can go the scenic route

You couldn't make a belemic puke

On a piece of fuckin' corn and peanut boo

Sayin' you sick, quit playin' you prick don't nobody care

Then why the fuck am I yellin' at air

I ain't even talkin' to no one 'cause ain't nobody there

Nobody will fuckin' test me 'cause these hos won't even dare

I'm wastin' punchlines but I got so many to spare

I just thought of another one that might go here

Naw, don't waste it save it, psycho, yeah

Plus you gotta rewrite those lines that you said about Michael's hair

You're on fire

That's how ya know your on a roll

Cause when you hot it's like your burnin' up everyone else's cold

You're on fire

Man, I'm so hot my motherfuckin' firetrucks on fire, homie

You're on fire

Ya need to stop drop and roll 'cause when you say the shit

To give the whole hip hop shop the blow

You're on fire, yeah, your on fire

You're on fire

[Chorus: P!nk]

You can sound the alarm, you can call out your guards

You can fence in your yard, you can hold all the cards

But I won't back down

Oh no, I won't back down, oh no

[Verse 1: Eminem]

Cadillac Sevilles, coupe DeVilles

Brain-dead rims, yeah, stupid wheels

Girl, I'm too for real, lose your tooth-and-nail

Tryna fight it, try to deny it, stupid, you will feel

What I do, I do at will

Shootin' from the hip, yeah, boy, I shoot to kill

Half a breath left on my deathbed

Screamin', “F that!” – yeah, super-ill

Baby, what the deal? We can chill

Split a half a pill and a Happy Meal

Fuck a steak, slut, I'll cut my toes off

And step on the receipt 'fore I foot the bill

Listen, garden tool, don't make me introduce you

To my power tool, you know the fuckin' drill

How you douchebags feel knowin' you're disposable?

Summer's Eve, Massengill

Shady's got the mass appeal

Baby, crank the shit, 'cause it's your goddamn jam

You said that you want your punchlines a little more compact

Well, shorty, I'm that man

These other cats ain't metaphorically where I'm at, man

I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium

And said, “Settle your fuckin' ass down!

I'm ready for combat, man!”

Get it? Calm Batman, nah

Ain't nobody who's as bomb and as nuts

Lines are like Mom's CAT-scans

Cause they fuckin' go bananas

Honey, I applaud that ass

Swear to God, man, these broads can't dance

Ma, show 'em how it's done

Spaz like a goddamn Taz, yeah

[Chorus: P!nk]

You can sound the alarm, you can call out your guards

You can fence in your yard, you can hold all the cards

But I won't back down

Oh no, I won't back down, oh no

[Verse 2: Eminem]

Girl, shake that ass like a donkey with Parkinson's

Make like Michael J. Fox is in your drawers

Playin' with an etch-a-sketch

Bet you that you'll never guess

Who's knockin' at your door, people hit the floors

Yeah, tonight, ladies, you gon' get divorced

Girl, forget remorse, I'ma hit you broads

With Chris's force like you pissed him off

Talented with the tongue, ma'fucker

You ain't got a lick in yours

Hittin' licks like I'm robbin' liquor stores

Makin' cash registers shit their drawers

Think you spit the rawest?

I'm an uncooked slab of beef layin' on your kitchen floor

Other words, I'm off the meat rack

Bring the beat back, bring in two extension cords

I'ma measure my dick—shit, I need six inches more

Fuck, my dick's big, bitch, need I remind you

That I don't need the fuckin' swine flu to be a sick pig?

You're addicted, I'm dope

I'm the longest needle around here—need a fix, ock?

I'm the big shot—get it, dick-snots?

You're just small pokes, little pricks

Girl, you think that other prick's hot?

I'll drink gasoline and eat a lit match

Before I sit back and let him get hotter

Better call the cops on him quick, fast

Shady's right back on your bitch-ass

White trash with a half a six-pack in his hatchback

Trailer hitch attached to the back, dispatch

[Chorus: P!nk]

You can sound the alarm, you can call out your guards

You can fence in your yard, you can hold all the cards

But I won't back down

Oh no, I won't back down, oh no

[Verse 3: Eminem]

Bitch, am I the reason that your boyfriend stopped rappin'?

Does a bird chirp? Does Lil' Wayne slurp 'zurp

Til he burps and smoke purp?

Does a word search get circles wrapped around it

Like you do when I come through?

I'd like you to remind yourself of what the fuck I can do

When I'm on the mic

Oh, you're the kind of girl that I could take a likin' to

Psych! I'm spikin' you like a football

Been this way since I stood a foot tall

You're a good catch with a shitty spouse

Got a pretty mouth and a good jaw

Give me good brain, watch the wood-grain

Don't want no cum stain—bitch, you listenin'?

Tryin' to turn me down, slut, I'm talkin' to you

Turn me back up! Are you insane?!

Tryin' to talk over me in the car

Shut the fuck up while my shit's playin'!

I'm a shit stain on the underwear of life

What's the saying? Where there's thunder, there is lightning

And they say that it never strikes twice in the same place

Then how the fuck have I been hit six times

In three different locations on four separate occasions?

And you can bet your stankin' ass

That I've come to smash everything in my path

Fork was in the road, took the psycho path

Poison Ivy wouldn't have me thinkin' rash

So hit the dance-floor, cutie, while I do my duty

On this microphone; shake your booty, shorty!

I'm the shit—why you think Proof used to call me "Doody"?

[Chorus: P!nk]

You can sound the alarm, you can call out your guards

You can fence in your yard, you can hold all the cards

But I won't back down

Oh no, I won't back down, oh no

Yeah! Oh! Get Up! I said get up! Let's go!

Better watch out (now)

Cause here we come (come)

And we ain't stoppin' until

We see the mornin' sun (sun)

So give us room to do our thing

Cause we ain't come to hurt no one (one)

So err'body come on get up on the floor

Right now and grab someone (one)

Now first of all I'm a boss

I just wanna get that across

Man even my dentist hates when I floss

Pull up to the club in a Pinto likes it's a Porsche

Garbage bag on one of the windows

Spray-painted doors with the flames on 'em

Michigan plates and my name's on 'em

Baby, Shady's here come on get him

If you dames want 'em

But he ain't stupid so quit tryin' to run them games on him

He's immune to Cupid, why you tryin' to put your claims on him?

Cause you won't do to me what you did to the last man

Now climb in back try not to kick over the gas can

There's a half a gallon in it, that could be our last chance

We have of just gettin' home, now could I get that lap dance?

She's got a tattoo of me right above her ass, man

In the streets of Warren, Michigan we call 'em tramp stamps

That means she belongs to me, time to put the damn clamps

Down and show this hussy who's the man

Now, get up, dance!

Now you can do this on your own

But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone

So get on the floor and grab somebody!

Ain't nothin' but a White Trash Party!

So let's have us a little bash

And if anyone asks

If there ain't no one but us trash

You dunno, you better ask somebody

Cause we're havin' a White Trash Party!

Pull a fifth of Bacardi from outta my underwear

And walk around the party without a care

Like a body without a head

Lookin' like a zombie from Night of the Livin' Dead

And tomorrow I'll prolly still be too high to get outta bed

Til I feel like I been hit wit the sharp part'a the hammer

Mixin' Hennessey and Fanta with Pepto and Mylanta

I shoot to kill like I'm hollerin' "Die Santa!"

Miss the tree and hit Rudolph and two innocent bystanders

So quit tryin' ta play the wall like you pawlin'

Get on the floor when the beat drops and stop stallin'

They call me the Stephon Marbury of rap, darlin'

Cause as soon as they throw on some R-Kelly I start ballin'

Makin' it rain for them ladies in the mini's

But I'm not throwin' ones, fives, tens, or even twenties

I'm throwin' quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies up at skinnies

Man I do this for them bunnies up at Denny's

From the north, east and west, but when

It comes to them trailers in them South Parks

Muffle it, 'cause homie that hood's tighter then Kenny's

So ladies if your belly button's not an innie then I'm outie

Now hop in my minivan, let's get rowdy

C'mon

Now you can do this on your own

But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone

So get on the floor and grab somebody!

Ain't nothin' but a White Trash Party!

So let's have us a little bash

And if anyone asks

If there ain't no one but us trash

You dunno, you better ask somebody

Cause we're havin' a White Trash Party!

Now whether you're black, white or purple

If you're misunderstood

But you don't give a f*ck

You weren't doin' shit that you should

Long as you know you're up to evil

And you're no damn good

Get on the floor, man, and rep your 'hood

Now honey, don't let them pricks trip

We should make a quick dip

And go do some donuts in the hospital parkin' lot

Cause girl I got a sick whip

Kick the back window outta my Gremlin

Put two milk crates in the trunk

Rip out the stick shift and

Make a five seater

I'll be damned if I feed a chick

It ain't like me to split a piece 'a dry pita

I'll be the S-L to the I-M to the S-H-A-D-Y

And I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater

I'll rip a tree out the ground

And flip it upside down

Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown

I'll tell ya now

I'm so raw I still need to un-thaw

You feel me, y'all?

I shut the club down like Drake in the mall

But baby, a body like that's against the law

You the baddest little chain with the blades I ever saw

Coleslaw containers, empty straw wrappers and all

You got more junk in your trunk than I do in my car

Now get up!

Now you can do this on your own

But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone

So get on the floor and grab somebody!

Ain't nothin' but a White Trash Party!

So let's have us a little bash

And if anyone asks

If there ain't no one but us trash

You dunno, you better ask somebody

Cause we're havin' a White Trash Party!

I'm going through changes

I'm going through changes

Lately I really, feel like I'm rolling Delph for like Philly

I feel like I'm losing control of myself, I sincerely

Apologize if all that I sound like, is I'm complaining

But life keeps on complicating and I'm debating

On leaving this world, this evening, even my girls

Can see I'm grievin', I try and hide it

But I can't, why do I act like I'm all high and mighty

When inside, I'm dying, I am finally realizing I need help

I can't do it by myself

Too weak, 2 weeks I've been having ups and downs

Going through peaks and valleys, dilly dallying

Around with the idea of ending the shit right here

I'm hatin' my reflection, I walk around the house tryin' to fight mirrors

I can't stand what I look like, yeah, I look fat, but what do I care?

I give a fuck, only thing I fear is Hailie

I'm afraid if I close my eyes I might see her, shit

I'm going through changes

I'm going through changes

I lock myself in the bedroom, bathroom, nappin' at noon

Yeah, dad's in a bad mood, he's always snappin' at you

Marshall, what happened at you? Can't stop with these pills

And you've fallen off with your skills

And your own fans are laughin' at you

It become a problem you're too pussy to tackle, get up

Be a man, stand, a real man woulda had this shit handled

Know you just had your heart ripped out and crushed

They say Proof just flipped out, homie just swift out and bust

Nah, it ain't like Doody to do that

He wouldn't fuckin' shoot at, nobody, he fights first

But dwellin' on it only makes the night worse

Now I'm poppin Vic's, perks and Methadone pills

Yeah 'em, tight verse, you killed it

Fuckin' drug dealers hang around me like yes man

And they gon' do whatever I says when, I says it

It's in their best interest to protect their investment

And I just lost my fuckin' best friend, so fuck it, I guess then

I'm going through changes

(Don't know what I'm going through)

(But I just keep on going through changes)

My friends just can't understand this new me

That's understandable man but just think how bananas

You'd be, you'd be an animal too, if you were trapped

In this fame and caged in it like a zoo

And everybody's lookin' at you, what you want me to do?

I'm startin' to live like a recluse and the truth is

Fame startin' to give me an excuse, to be at a all time low

I sit alone in my home theater, watchin' the same damn DVD

Of the first tour, the last tour, he was still alive

And it hurt sore, fast forward, sleepin' pills'll make me feel alright

And if I'm still awake in the middle of the night

I just take a couple more, yeah, you're motherfuckin' right

I ain't slowin' down for no one, I am almost homeward bound

Almost in a coma, yeah, homie, come on, don't look now

Daddy, don't you die on me, daddy, better hold your ground

Fuck, don't I know the sound of that voice

Yeah, baby, hold me down

I'm going through changes

(Don't know what I'm going through)

Wake up in the hospital

Full of tubes, plus somehow I'm pullin' through

Swear when I come back I'ma be bulletproof

I'ma do it just for Proof, I think I should state a few

Facts 'cause I may not get a chance again to say the truth

Shit it just hit me that what if I would notta made it through?

I think about the things I would never got to say to you

I'd never get to make it right, so here's what I came to do

Hailie this one is for you, Whitney and Alaina too

I still love your mother, that'll never change

Think about her every day, we just could never get it together

Hey, wish there was a better way, for me to say it

But I swear on everything, I'd do anything for her on any day

There are just too many things to explain, when it rains

Guess it pours, yes it does, wish there wasn't any pain

But I can't pretend there ain't, I ain't placin' any blame

I ain't pointin' fingers, heaven knows there never been a saint

I know it just feels like we just pissed away our history

And just today, I looked at your picture, almost hate to say

I miss you self consciously, wish it didn't end this way

But I just had to get away, don't know why

I don't know what else to say, I guess I'm

I'm going through changes

(Don't know what I'm going through)

(But I just keep on going through changes)

I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid (yeah)

To take a stand, it's been a ride

Everybody, I guess I had to

Go to that place

To get to this one

Now some of you

Might still be in that place

If you're tryin' to get out

Just follow me

I'll get you there

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em

But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em

Cause ain't no way I'm a let you stop me from causin' mayhem

When I say I'm a do somethin' I do it

I don't give a damn what you think

I'm doin' this for me, so fuck the world, feed it beans

It's gassed up, if it thinks it's stoppin' me

I'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly

And all those who look down on me, I'm tearin' down your balcony

No if, ands or buts, don't try to ask him why or how can he

From "Infinite" down to the last "Relapse" album he's still shittin'

Whether he's on salary, paid hourly, until he bows out or he shits his bowels out of him

Whichever comes first, for better or worse

He's married to the game, like a fuck you for Christmas

His gift is a curse, forget the Earth, he's got the urge to pull his dick from the dirt

And fuck the whole universe

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To take a stand (to take a stand)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my hand come (come take my hand)

We'll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just letting you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road

Okay quit playin' with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap

I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap

You said you was king

You lied through your teeth, for that fuck your feelings

Instead of gettin' crowned you're gettin' capped, and to the fans

I'll never let you down again, I'm back

I promise to never go back on that promise

In fact, let's be honest, that last "Relapse" CD was eh

Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground

Relax, I ain't goin' back to that now

All I'm tryin' to say is get back, click-clack, blow 'cause I ain't playin' around

It's a game called circle and I don't know how

I'm way too up to back down

But I think I'm still tryin' to figure this crap out

Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't, this fuckin' black cloud

Still follows me around but it's time to exercise these demons

These muh'fuckers are doin' jumpin' jacks now

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To take a stand (to take a stand)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my hand come (come take my hand)

We'll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just letting you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road

And I just can't keep living this way

So starting today

I'm breaking out of this cage

I'm standing up, I'mma face my demons

I'm manning up, I'mma hold my ground

I've had enough, now I'm so fed up

Time to put my life back together right now (now)

It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me

Admittedly, I probably did it subliminally

For you, so I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through

And don't realize what you did, believe me you

I been through the ringer, but they could do little to the middle finger

I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of

My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers and drop dead

No more bee flingers, no more drama from now on

I promise to focus solely on handlin' my responsibilities as a father

So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof, like my daughters and raise it

You couldn't lift a single shingle on it, 'cause the way I feel

I'm strong enough to go to the club or the corner pub

And lift the whole liquor counter up 'cause I'm raising the bar

I'd shoot for the moon but I'm too busy gazin' at stars, I feel amazing and I'm not

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To take a stand (to take a stand)

Everybody (Everybody)

Come take my hand come (Come take my hand)

We'll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just letting you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road

[Intro: Eminem & Sly Jordan]

Like a verbal seduction when

Seduction when I tell 'em girls on the floor

I don't know, man (Geh-geh-geh)

Just feels like we're a lot different (Right now)

(Girls on the floor) It kinda feels like (Like a verbal seduction when)

I'm on a whole different page right now than you (Girls on the floor)

It feels strange, but umm (Girls on the floor)

I guess it's kinda like, it's kinda like...

[Verse 1: Eminem]

I feel like I'm morphin' into somethin' that's so incredible

That I'm dwarfin' all competitors

Better get your girlfriend in check

It's psychological warfare, endorphins I effect

Your self-esteem shatters as dialect comes blastin' out your deck

She loves me, such passion, you'd expect

This sort of reaction from her, yet you strong-arm

You're fuckin' corny, you try to turn your charm on

Cause you just think you're Bishop the Don Juan

But if you think that you're fuckin' with me, homie, you're on one

I'm cockin' my head back like Ed Lover, "C'mon, son!"

She's on my Johnson, she brings my name up constant

Your boys are like, "She's fuckin' with dude, she wants some"

Homeboy, you better get a clue

She's on my dick 'cause I spit better than you

What you expect her to do?

How you expect her to act in the sack when she's closin' her eyes

Fantasizin' of diggin' her nails in my back to this track?

[Chorus: Eminem & Sly Jordan]

Seduction, seduce

Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do

(It's like a verbal seduction when)

Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't

She's been stolen from you

(It's like a verbal seduction when)

Seduction, seduce

Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do

Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't

She's been stolen from you

(It's like a verbal seduction when)

[Verse 2: Eminem]

She's sittin' there gettin' liquored up at the bar

She says it's quicker to count the things that ain't wrong with you

Than to count the things that are

There's a seven-disc CD changer in her car

And I'm in every single slot, and you're not — aww!

I'm the logo on that Dallas Cowboy helmet: a star

And I'm not about to sit back

And just keep rhymin' one syllable — naw!

Switch it up and watch them haters not give it up

Cause they're just not good enough, but I'm not givin' up

Til I get my respect and I won't stop 'til I get enough

Cause I'm not livin' up to my own expectations (Aww!)

That hater alarm is soundin' off

And Obama took the bomb from my name (Aww!)

So quit cryin' that I took your dame, homie, she's my dame (Aww!)

You sadly mistaken if you thinkin' that I'm not on my game, boy

And things just ain't been the same since the day that I came forth

You wear your heart on your sleeve, I sport that white tank, boy

But you got a hard-on for me, what you hollerin' my name for?

It's your bitch on my dick, ain't my dang fault, man, I can't call it

[Chorus: Eminem & Sly Jordan]

Seduction, seduce

Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do

(It's like a verbal seduction when)

Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't

She's been stolen from you

(It's like a verbal seduction when)

Seduction, seduce

Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do

Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't

She's been stolen from you

(It's like a verbal seduction when)

[Verse 3: Eminem]

It's like we're playin' lyrical tug of war with your ear

You hear it, girl? Come here

Put your ear up to the speaker, dear

While I freak this world premiere

Seducin' her, loosen up

With a little freestyle that'll— wait, am I losin' ya?

Am I makin' you look bad? Well, I got news for ya

Homie, you losin' her

Oh wait, she don't like when I spit it fast

Am I tryin' to show how? Let me slow it down some

It's still gonna be a blow-out

You're gonna wanna throw out your whole album

Rummage through the shit and try to salvage somethin' to see

If you can save any of it, punk, but none of it's fuckin' with me

Prick, you really feelin' that bullshit?

You think you killin' them syllables? Quit

Playin', these beats ain't nothin' to fool with

They call me Fire Marshall: I shut the shit down

Your entire arsenal is not enough to fuck with one round

I am also the opposite of what you are like

You're a microcosm of what the fuck I am on the mic

I am awesome and you are just awe-struck

She's love-stricken, she's got her jaw stuck

From suckin' my dick... aw, fuck

[Chorus: Eminem & Sly Jordan]

Seduction, seduce

Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do

(It's like a verbal seduction when)

Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't

She's been stolen from you

(It's like a verbal seduction when)

Seduction, seduce

Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do

Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't

She's been stolen from you

(It's like a verbal seduction when)

Love, love

Love, love,

Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

Young Money yeah uh

Ah, throw dirt on me and grow a wildflower

But it's "fuck the world", get a child out her

Yeah, my life a bitch, but you know nothing about her

Been to hell and back, I can show you vouchers

I'm rolling sweets, I'm smoking sour

Married to the game but she broke her vows

That's why my bars are full of broken bottles

And my night stands are full of open Bibles uh

I think about more than I forget

But I don't go around fire expecting not to sweat

And these niggas know I lay them down, make them beg

Bitches try to kick me while I'm down, I'll break your leg

Money outweighing problems on a triple beam

I'm sticking to the script, you niggas skipping scenes, uh

Be good or be good at it

Fucking right I've got my gun, semi-Cartermatic

Yeah, put a dick in their mouth, so I guess it's fuck what they say

I'm high as a bitch up, up and away, man, I come down in a couple of days

OK, you want me up in a cage, then I'll come out in beast mode

I got this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G-code

It's Weezy motherfucker, blood gang and I'm in bleed mode

All about my dough but I don't even check the peephole

So you can keep knocking but won't knock me down

No love lost,

No love found

It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now (Yeah)

You kicked me when I was down, but what you say, just (Don't hurt me)

That's right (It don't hurt me) I don need you (No more)

Don't wanna see you (No more)

Ha bitch you get (No love) You showed me nothing but hate

You ran me into the ground, but what comes around goes around (Yeah)

(And you don't hurt me)

That's right (You don't hurt me) and I don't need you (No more)

Don't want to see you, (No more)

Ha bitch you get no love

No love

No love

No love, ha

Bitch you get no love

No love

No love, and I don't need you (No more)

Get 'em

I'm alive again

More alive than I have been in my whole entire life I can

See these people's ears perk up as I begin to spaz with the pen,

I'm a little bit sicker than most,

Shit's gonna get thick again, they say the

Competition is stiff, but I get a hard dick from this shit, now stick it in

I ain't never giving in again

Caution to the wind, complete freedom,

Look at these rappers, how I treat them so why the fuck would I join 'em when I beat 'em yeah

They call me a freak 'cause I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat them

Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage, where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?

Snatch the mic from him, bitch I'mma let you finish in a minute,

Yeah that rap was tight, but I'm 'bout to spit the greatest verse of all time

So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um

Scribble out them rhymes you were gonna spit and start over from scratch and write new ones

But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference

When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight

It's an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump in the place

All the way to the parking lot, fellow

Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd

You can see the sparks from hot metal

Cold-hearted from the day I Bogarted the game I so started

To rock fellow, when I'm not even in my harshest

You can still get roasted 'cause Marsh is not mellow

Til I'm toppling from the top I'm not going to stop, I'm standing on my Monopoly board

That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop, 'til my hip don't hop anymore

When you're so good that you can't say it 'cause it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymore

People just get sick 'cause you spit, these fools can't drool or dribble a drop anymore

And you can never break my stride,

You never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow

You'll never take my pride, killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent is getting no

Mercy, mark my words, ain't letting up, relentless I smell blood,

I don't give a fuck, keep giving them hell

Where was you when I fell and needed help up? You get no love

It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now (Oh)

You kicked me when I was down, but what you say, just (Don't hurt me)

Yeah that's right (It don't hurt me) And I don need you (No more)

Don't wanna see you (No more)

Ha bitch you get (No love) You showed me nothing but hate (Yeah)

You ran me into the ground, but what comes around goes around

(And you don't hurt me) That's right (You don't hurt me) and I don't need you (No more)

Don't want to see you, (No more)

Ha bitch you get no love

No love

No love

No love, ha

Bitch you get no love

No love

No love, and I don't need you (No more)

Ha, bitch you get no (Love)

We touch, I feel a rush, we clutch, it isn't much

But it's enough to make me wonder what's in store for us

It's lust, it's torturous, you must be a sorceress

Cause you just did the impossible, gained my trust

Don't play games, it'd be dangerous if you fuck me over

Cause if I get burnt, I'ma show ya what it's like to hurt

Cause I've been treated like dirt befo' ya

And love is evol, spell it backwards, I'll show ya

Nobody knows me, I'm cold, walk down this road all alone

It's no one's fault but my own, it's the path I've chosen to go

Frozen as snow, I show no emotion whatsoever, so

Don't ask me why I have no love for these mo'fuckin' ho's

Blood suckin' succubuses, what the fuck is up with this?

I've tried in this department, but I ain't had no luck with this

It sucks, but it's exactly what I thought it would be

Like tryin' to start over

I've got a hole in my heart for some kind of emotional roller coaster

Somethin' I won't go on, so you toy with my emotions, ho, it's over

It's like an explosion every time I hold ya, I wasn't jokin' when I told ya

You take my breath away, you're a supernova and I'm a

I'm a space bound rocket ship and your heart's the moon

And I'm aimin' right at you, right at you

250, 000 miles on a clear night in June

And I'm aimin' right at you, right at you, right at you

I'll do whatever it takes, when I'm with you I get the shakes

My body aches when I ain't with you I have zero strength

There's no limit on how far I would go, no boundaries, no lengths

Why do we say that until we get that person that we thinks

Gonna be that one and then once we get 'em, it's never the same?

You want 'em when they don't want you

Soon as they do, feelings change

It's not a contest and I ain't on no conquest for no mate

I wasn't lookin' when I stumbled onto you, musta been fate

But so much is at stake, what the fuck does it take?

Let's cut to the chase

Fore the door shuts in your face, promise me if I cave in and break

And leave myself open that I won't be makin' a mistake

Cause I'm a

I'm a space bound rocket ship and your heart's the moon

And I'm aimin' right at you, right at you

250, 000 miles on a clear night in June

And I'm aimin' right at you, right at you, right at you

So after a year and six months, it's no longer me that you want

But I love you so much it hurts, never mistreated you once

I'll pour my heart out to you, let down my guard, swear to God

I'll blow my brains in your lap, lay here and die in your arms

Drop to my knees and I'm pleadin', I'm tryin' to stop you from leavin'

You won't even listen so fuck it, I'm tryin' to stop you from breathin'

I put both hands on your throat, I sit on top of you, squeezin'

Till I snap your neck like a Popsicle stick

Ain't a possible reason I can think of

To let you walk up out this house and let you live

Tears stream down both of my cheeks, then I let you go and just give

And before I put that gun to my temple, I told you this

And I would've did anything for you to show you how much I adored you

But it's over now, it's too late to save our love

Just promise me you'll think of me

Every time you look up in the sky and see a star 'cause I'm a

I'm a space bound rocket ship and your heart's the moon

And I'm aimin' right at you, right at you

250, 000 miles on a clear night in June

And I'm so lost without you, without you, without you

Yeah

You know, technically

I'm not even really supposed to be here right now

So fuck it

Might as well make the most of it

Yeah

Feels good, woo

Guess I'm lucky

Some of us don't get a second chance

But I ain't blowing this one

Nah, man

Shit, I feel like I can do anything now

Who can catch lighting in a bottle? Set fire to water?

Comin' out the nozzle on the fire hose? Flyer than swatters?

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Smash an hourglass, grab the sand, takes his hands and cup 'em

Spin around to freeze the clock, take the hands of time and cuff 'em

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

There's a storm comin' that the weatherman couldn't predict

I start to bug, prick, you better flee 'cause I get ticked

It's a wrap, I was down, when I was down I was kicked, I got up

I'm back to punch you to the ground, you trick

It's a trap, fuck my last CD, that shit's in my trash

I'll be God-damned if another rapper gets in my ass

I hit the gas and I spit every rap as if it's my last

You can die in a blink of an eye, so bat your eyelashes

And keep winkin' and blowin' kisses 'cause your flirtin' with death

I'm destroyin' your livelihood, I ain't just hurtin' your rep

I catch a flow and get goin'

No remorse I'm showin', ain't slowin' for no one

Knowin' there's nothin' you can do about it

Zero in on the target like a marksman, the target is you

I shut your lane down, took your spot, parked in it too

Arsenic flow, lighter fluid saliva, what can you do?

Go get your crew to hype you up, stand behind you like "woo"

That boy's hot enough to melt hell, burn Satan too

Fry his ass and put his ashes back together with glue

So you can hate him, he don't blame you, frankly, he would too

This game could ill afford to lose him, 'how bout you?

Now guess who (hey)

Here's a clue (hey)

He came to the ball in his wife beater, lost his Nike shoe

It's in your ass, he's in your ass, he's all up in your psyche too (hey)

Now, what's his name (hey)

Cinderella man

Cinderella man (hey)

Cinderella (hey)

Cinderella man (hey)

Cinderella man, hey, hey (hey, hey, hey)

If I had a time machine

I'd be

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Music is my time machine

So call me

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Fuck catchin' lighting, he struck it

Screamed "shut up" at thunder

Then flipped the world upside down and made it rain upward

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Rewound the future to the present

Paused it, don't ask how

Fuck the past, motherfucker, he's the shit right now, he's

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man Cinder-fella Shady Dane

Came to wrap the game up in cellophane

Raise hell, from hell he came

But didn't come to bore you with this Cinderella story, nor did he

Come to do the same old, can't afford to be a lame-o in this day and age

And at this stage of the game, mediocrity can no longer be allowed to fly

So say bye to the old H-I to the new que sera

Consider it his last hurrah

The coupe de grace, raise 'em high in the sky

Keep 'em up, time to bring the place alive

Thanks for bein' patient I will make no more mistakes, shit my

Potatoes baked, homie, the veggies on my plate can fly

My filet is smokin' weed, yeah, faggot, the stakes are high

Shit I ain't even supposed to be here by the grace of God

The skin on my teeth and the hair on my nuts, I skated by

Now y'all are on thin ice with ankle weights, I'd hate to lie

How fuckin' irritated are you? How much in your face am I?

And ain't shit you can do but fear it

Proof is here in spirit and I'm a spittin' image, I mirror it

When I stand near it

Your pussy lyric, I cunt hear it

Who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists

Who? (Hey)

Here's a clue (hey)

He came to the ball in his wife beater, lost his Nike shoe

It's in your ass, he's in your ass, he's all up in your psyche too

Now what's his name

Cinderella man

Cinderella man (hey)

Cinderella (hey)

Cinderella man (hey)

Cinderella man, hey, hey (hey, hey, hey)

If I had a time machine

Cinderella man

Cinderella man (I'd be)

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Music is my time machine

So call me

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Cinderella man

Too late for the other side

Caught in a chase

Twenty five to life

Too late for the other side

Caught in a chase

Twenty five to life

Yeah

Too late

I cant keep chasing 'em

I'm taking my life back

Caught in a change

Twenty five to life

I don't think she understands the sacrifices that I've made

Maybe if this bitch had acted right I would've stayed

But I've already wasted over half of my life I would've laid

Down and died for you I no longer cried for you

No more pain bitch you

Took me for granted took my heart and ran it straight into the planet

Into the dirt I can no longer stand it

Now my respect I demand it

I'm a take control of this relationship

Command it, and I'm a be the boss of you now goddammit

And what I mean is that I will no longer let you control me

So you better hear me out this much you owe me

I gave up my life for you, totally devoted to you while I've stayed

Faithful all the way this is how I fucking get repaid

Look at how I dress fucking baggy sweats, go to work a mess

Always in a rush to get back to you I ain't heard you yet

Not even once say you appreciate me I deserve respect

I've done my best to give you nothing less than perfectness

And I know that if I end this I'll no longer have nothing left

But you keep treating me like a staircase its time to fucking step

And I wont be coming back so don't hold your fucking breath

You know what you've done no need to go in depth

I told you, you'd be sorry if I fucking left

I'd laugh while you wept

Hows it feel now, yeah, funny ain't it, you neglected me

Did me a favor although my spirit free you've said

But a special place for you in my heart I have kept

Its unfortunate but its

Too late for the other side

Caught in a chase

Twenty five to life

Too late for the other side

Caught in a chase

Twenty five to life

I feel like when I bend over backwards for you all you do is laugh

Cause that ain't good enough you expect me to fold myself in half

Til I snap

Don't think I'm loyal

All I do is rap

I can not moonlight on the side

I have no life outside of that

Don't I give you enough of my time

You don't think so do you

Jealous when I spend time with the girls

Why I'm married to you still man I don't know

But tonight I'm serving you with papers

I'm divorcing you

Go marry someone else and make 'em famous

And take away there freedom like you did to me

Treat 'em like you don't need them and they ain't worthy of you

Feed 'em the same shit you made me eat

I'm moving on forget you oh,

Now I'm special? Oh, I didn't feel special when I was with you

All I ever felt was this

Helplessness

Imprisoned by a selfish bitch

Chew me up and spit me out

I fell for this so many times

Its ridiculous

And still I stick with this

I'm sick of this but in my sickness and addiction

Your as addictive as they get

Evil as they come vindictive as they make 'em

My friends keep asking why I cant just walk away

I'm addicted

To the pain, the stress, the drama

I'm drown in so I guess I'm a mess

Cursed and blessed

But this time I'm a

Ain't changing my mind

I'm climbing out this abyss

You screaming as I walk out that I'll be missed

But when you spoke to people who meant the most to you

You left me off your list

Fuck you hip-hop

I'm leaving you, my life sentence is served bitch

And its just

Too late for the other side

Caught in a chase

Twenty five to life

Too late for the other side

Caught in a chase

Twenty five to life

Too late

Caught in a change

Twenty five to life

[Intro: Eminem]

Yeah, haha

You feel that, baby?

Yeah, I feel it too, damn

(I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad)

You know, I'm so glad we could spend this time together

(I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had)

You see, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was, am I?

('Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again)

[Verse 1: Eminem]

I'm the American Dream

I'm the definition of white trash ballin', I'm right back on 'em

With a— err-chick-err, chicka-chick— I can't call it

Same shit, different toilet, oh, you got a nice ass, darling

Can't wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin

What you mean we ain't fuckin'? You take me for a friend?

Let me tell you the whole story of Shady's origin

You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again

Now, it all started with my father

I must've got my pimpin' genes from him the way he left my momma

I'm a rolling stone, just like him, word to Johnny Drama

Keep my entourage with me, baby, I'll make a promise

There ain't nobody as bomb as me, I'm as calm as

The breeze, I'm the bee's knees, his legs, and his arms, I'm a

Superstar, girl, I'm ready for you, Mama

Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas?

[Chorus: Eminem]

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[Verse 2: Eminem]

I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuervo, first, I'll kiss your navel

Work my way down, baby, you can lay down on the table

But you may wanna find somethin' more stable

I told you I ain't foolin' from the gate, this ain't the first day of April

But thank you for stayin', April, I'ma make you

Learn to appreciate me, differentiate me

From these phony, little fishy and sissy fake Gs

Skip over the "huggy bear," and all the "kissy face," please

Initiate phase three, missy, now service me

Take another shot of Jäger, shake it so nervously

Take your time, baby, ooh, you're the bomb, baby

Ooh, you're doing that even better than your mom, lady

I told you why I'm Shady, you didn't listen now, did ya?

Relax, woman, you know that I'm only kiddin' wit' ya

Got a twisted sense of humor, it's warped, but I didn't hit ya

I think you're finally startin' to get the picture, I'm just–

[Chorus: Eminem]

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[Bridge: Eminem ,Sly Pyper & Both]

(Err-chick-err-chick)

Call me dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick)

Dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick)

Dynamite (Oh-woah-ooh-oh-woah), soul (Err-chick-err-chick)

Call me dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick)

Dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick)

Dynamite (Oh-woah-oh-oh-oh), soul, oh (Err-chick-err-chick)

I can hold you in the morning

But in the evening, I gotta go (Err-chick-err-chick)

Cause I'm on to the next girl

And the next girl, I kinda like, oh, oh, oh

[Verse 3: Eminem]

I got you caught up in the rapture, make you recapture

The feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped ya

You never wanted someone so bad, you're

Sweatin', but if I'm what you wanted

Why'd you panic when I grabbed ya?

Girl, don't be so frantic, I'm just a hopeless romantic

Don't try to fight the feeling of somethin' that's so organic

You can't ignore it, so don't, just stand before it

Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get to camcordin'

Damn, shawty, I told you this was bound to happen

Soon as you wrote your number on the napkin

I was bound to work a number on your back

And throw your spine out of alignment

My love has got you so blind that

You couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a line-up

So stop at the store, pick a pint up

Let's get the pineapple Schnapps going, no one will knock

Cause I'ma hang a sign up saying "Don't Disturb"

Shawty, I'm so superb

I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words?

[Chorus: Eminem]

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[Bridge: Eminem ,Sly Pyper & Both]

(Err-chick-err-chick)

Call me dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick)

Dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick)

Dynamite (Oh-woah-ooh-oh-woah), soul (Err-chick-err-chick)

Call me dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick)

Dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick)

Dynamite (Oh-woah-oh-oh-oh), soul, oh (Err-chick-err-chick)

I can hold you in the morning

But in the evening, I gotta go (Err-chick-err-chick)

Cause I'm on to the next girl

And the next girl, I kinda like, oh, oh, oh

[Chorus: Eminem]

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad (Aha)

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[Outro: Eminem]

Dr. Dre

2010

Lightyears ahead of you (Haha)

Woo!

[Intro]

I can almost taste it

This shit makes no sense to me

What does it all mean?

I can almost taste it

I can almost see it

This shit makes no sense to me

What does it all mean?

I can almost taste it

I can almost taste it

[Spoken: Eminem]

Yeah, can't stop now

This might be the last chance I get to be famous

(I just wanna be famous)

[Chorus: Liz Rodrigues & Eminem]

You dream of trading places, I have been changing faces

You cannot fill these shoes, there is too much to lose

Wake up behind these trenches, you run around defenseless

There is too much to lose, you cannot fill these shoes

I just wanna be famous, but...

Be careful what you wish for

[Verse 1: Eminem]

I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist

They call me Slim Roethlisberger

I go berserker than a fed-up post office worker

I murk her with a Mossberg, I'm pissed off, get murdered

Like someone took a ketchup squirter, squirted a frankfurter

For a gangster, you sure did shit your pants

When you saw the chainsaw get to waving like a terrible towel

How thangs turn around when his fangs come out

Get your brains blown out, that's what I call blowin' your mind

When I come back, like nut on your spine

I'm a thumb tack that you slept on, son

Now here I come, screaming "Attack!" like I just stepped on one

Low on the totem 'til he showed 'em defiance, giant scrotum

He don't owe them bitches shit, his britches, he outgrowed 'em

He's so out cold, he's knocked out at the South Pole

And nobody fucks with him, rigor mortis and post mortem

He's dyin' of boredom

Take your best rhymes, record 'em, then try to thwart him

He'll just take your punch lines and snort 'em

Shit-stained drawers, you gon' fuck with a guy

Who licks the blades of his chainsaws

While he dips 'em in P.F. Chang's sauce?

Game's up, homie, hang it up like some crank calls

You think I'm backin' down?

You must be out of your dang skulls; I'm almost famous

[Chorus: Liz Rodrigues & Eminem]

You dream of trading places, I have been changing faces

You cannot fill these shoes, there is too much to lose

Wake up behind these trenches, you run around defenseless

There is too much to lose, you cannot fill these shoes

I just wanna be famous, but...

Be careful what you wish for

[Verse 2: Eminem]

I'm back for revenge, I lost a battle, that ain't happenin' again

I'm at your throat like strep, I step, strapped with a pen

Metaphors wrote on my hand, some are just stored in my memory

Some I wrote on a napkin; I do what I have to to win

Pullin' out all stops, any who touch a mic prior's

Not even Austin Powers, how the fuck are they Mike Myers?

And tell that psycho to pass the torch to the wacko

Fore I take a shit in his Jack-O-Lantern and smash it on his porch

Now get off my dick! 'Dick''s too short of a word for my dick

Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick!

Don't call me the Champ, call me the Space Shuttle Destroyer

I just blew up the Challenger; matter fact, I need a lawyer

I just laced my gloves with enough plaster to make a cast

Beat his ass naked and peed in his corner like Verne Troyer

Y'all are Eminem backwards: you're Mini Mes

See, he's in a whole nother weight class

He's slugs, you're BBs: you're bean-bag bullets

You're full of it, you were dissin' his CD's

Laughed at Infinite, now he's back like someone pissed in his Wheaties

No peace treaties, he's turned into a beast

His new Slim Shady EP's got the attention of the mighty D.R.E

He's almost famous

[Chorus: Liz Rodrigues & Eminem]

You dream of trading places, I have been changing faces

You cannot fill these shoes, there is too much to lose

Wake up behind these trenches, you run around defenseless

There is too much to lose, you cannot fill these shoes

I just wanna be famous, but...

Be careful what you wish for

[Verse 3: Eminem]

Now there he goes in Dre's studio, cuppin' his balls

Screamin' the wood off the panelin', cussin' the paint off the walls

Spewin' his hate to these haters, showin' no love for these broads

He ain't givin' them shit, he says he'll pinch a penny so hard

He'll leave a bruise on the bronze so dark you can see the mark

With the scars, 'til Abraham Lincoln is screamin' out, "Ahh!"

These metaphors and similes ain't similar to them, not at all

If they don't like it, they can all get fucked

Instead of suckin' him off

They can go get a belt or a neck tie to hang themselves by

Like David Carradine, they can go fuck themselves and just die

And eat shit while they at it, he's fuckin' had it

He's mad at the whole world

So go to hell and build a snowman, girl

The bullies become bullied, and pussies get pushed

Then they better pull me, take me back to 9th grade to school me

Cause I ain't lookin' back, only forward, this whole spot blowin'

Who coulda known he'd grow to be a poet and not know it?

And while I'm bein' poetic, let me get it stoic and raise the bar

Higher than my opinion of these women's been lowered

So bear witness to some biblical shit, there's a cold wind blowin'

This world ain't gonna know what hit it

He did it, he made it, he's finally famous

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?

Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts

Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?

Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

I can't tell you what it really is

I can only tell you what it feels like

And right now, there's a steel knife in my windpipe

I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight

As long as the wrong feels right, it's like I'm in flight

High off of love, drunk from her hate

It's like I'm huffing paint and I love her, the more I suffer

I suffocate and right before I'm about to drown

She resuscitates me, she fucking hates me

And I love it, "Wait

Where you going?" "I'm leaving you"

No you ain't, come back

We're running right back, here we go again

It's so insane 'cause when it's going good, it's going great

I'm Superman, with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane

But when it's bad, it's awful

I feel so ashamed, I snapped, "Who's that dude?"

I don't even know his name, I laid hands on her

I'll never stoop so low again, I guess I don't know my own strength

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?

Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts

Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?

Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe when you're with 'em?

You meet, and neither one of you, even know what hit 'em

Got that warm fuzzy feeling, yeah, them chills, used to get 'em

Now you're getting fucking sick of looking at 'em

You swore you've never hit 'em, never do nothing to hurt 'em

Now you're in each other's face

Spewing venom in your words when you spit 'em

You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, bit 'em

Throw 'em down, pin 'em, so lost in the moments when you're in 'em

It's the rage that took over, it controls you both

So they say you're best to go your separate ways

Guess that they don't know ya 'cause today, that was yesterday

Yesterday is over, it's a different day

Sound like broken records playin' over

But you promised her, next time you'll show restraint

You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game

But you lied again

Now you get to watch her leave out the window

Guess that's why they call it window pane

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?

Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts

Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?

Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean

Then we fall back into the same patterns

Same routine, but your temper's just as bad as mine is

You're the same as me, when it comes to love, you're just as blinded

Baby, please come back, it wasn't you

Baby, it was me, maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems

Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano

All I know is I love you too much to walk away though

Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk

Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk?

Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball

Next time I'm pissed, I'll aim my fist at the drywall

Next time? There won't be no next time

I apologize, even though I know it's lies

I'm tired of the games, I just want her back, I know I'm a liar

If she ever tries to fucking leave again

I'm a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?

Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts

Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?

Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie

The days are cold, living without you

The nights are long, I'm growing older

I miss the days of old, thinking about you

You may be gone, but you're never over

If Proof could see me now, I know he'd be proud

Somewhere in me deep down, there's something in me he found

That made him believe in me, now no one can beat me now

You try, it'll be them doors on Dre's Phantom, believe me clowns

That means "suicide" homie, you'll never throw me

Off of this course, blow me! Bitch, I do this all for the sport only

But I want it all, I'm not just talking awards, homie

And the ball's in my court and it's lonely on top of the world

When you're the only one with the balls in your shorts

To leave their jaws on the floors with no re-morse

Remember that when they get to dogging you boy, homie

So y'all can just get to blogging about bologna, I'm not gonna stop

The saga continue, no stopping the force Obi, I'm mopping the floors

With them, I keep trying pass it, but they keep on dropping the torch

And it won't be long till this sport is O-V-E-R

Just Blaze and me we are knocking on doors and no we

Ain't pumpkins on Halloween but we'll show up on your porch, so be

Careful what you say, there ain't no punks over here so follow me

Through the fog like I'm S-N-double-O-P

Let me guide you through the smoke G

If only I wasn't traveling down this road by my lonely

No one who knew me like you will ever know me

I don't think you understand how much you meant to me

The days are cold, living without you

The nights are long, I'm growing older

I miss the days of old, thinking about you

You may be gone, but you're never over

And it don't stop, oh

And it don't quit, oh

And it don't stop, oh

And it don't quit, oh

And I miss you, oh

I just miss you, oh

I just miss you, oh

Homie I'll never forget you, no

For you, I wanna write the sickest rhyme of my life

So sick it'll blow up the mic, It'll put the "dyna" in mite

Yeah it'll make the dopest MC wanna jump off a bridge and shit himself

Tap dancing all over the beat, it'll jump off the page and spit itself

Yeah it's the best thing I could do right now Doody for you is to rep'

So I'm gonna fuck till I die, yeah I'ma do it to death

And instead of mourning your death, I'd rather celebrate your life

Elevate to new height, step on the gas and accelerate, I'mma need 2 mics

Cause the way that I'm feeling tonight, everything I can just do right

There's nothing that I can do wrong, I'm too strong and I'm just too hyped

Just finished the rhyme and bust it, and - excuse the corny metaphor but

They'll never catch up to all this energy that I've mustered

So God just help me out while I fight through this grieving process

Tryna process this loss is making me nauseous

But this depression ain't taking me hostage

I've been patiently watching this game, pacing these hallways

You had faith in me always

Proof you knew I'd come out of this slump, rise from these ashes

Come right back on they asses, and go Mike Tyson on these bastards

And I'ma show them, blow them out the water slaughter them homes

I'ma own so many belts, the only place they can hit me is below them

Homie I know I'm never gonna be the same without you

I never would've came in this game, I'm going insane without you

Matter of fact it was just the other night, had another dream about you

You told me to get up, I got up I spread my wings and I flew

You gave me a reason to fight, I was on my way to see you

You told me "Naw, Doody you're not!" Laying on that table, I knew

I was gonna make it, soon as you said "Think of Hailie", I knew

There wasn't no way that I was ever gonna leave them babies, and Proof

Not many are lucky enough to have a guardian angel like you

Lord I'm so thankful, please don't think that I don't feel grateful, I do

Just grant me the strength that I need, for one more day to get through

So homie this is your song, I dedicate this to you

I love you Doody

The days are cold, living without you

The nights are long, I'm growing older

I miss the days of old, thinking about you

You may be gone, but you're never over

And it don't stop, oh

And it don't quit, oh

And it don't stop, oh

And it don't quit, oh

And I miss you, oh

I just miss you, oh

I just miss you, oh

Homie I'll never forget you, no

Nah man, not quite finished yet...

Girl I think

You just mighta just try-ta pull a muhfuckin fast one I'm mad

You just hurt my god damn feeling, and that was the last one I had

Does this look like an arcade, trying to play games, see the saw blade

See the silhouette, of a stalker in your walk way, better cooperate

Or get sautéed, and rotisserie, while you're hog tied

MCs get so quiet, you can hear em all fucking dog whistle when I walk by

Colt Seavers on a mule, stuntin on that ass like the fuckin fall guy

I don't gas my Mercedes after midnight, I treat it like a Mogwi

Cuz it will turn into a gremlin and run over kids women & men

Vrrrrrn vrrrn! motor so big you can fit a midget in its engine

Bitch gimme them digits while your cringin'

Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin

Will I spen-spend even ten cents on you

Since when do you think it's gonna cost me a pretty penny

Shit if I think a penny's pretty

Just image how beautiful, a quarter is to me

Ee-nee-mee-nee-my-nee-moe, catch an eskimo by his toe

While he's tryin to roll a snowball but, don't make him lose his cool

If he hollers better let him go ya'll

Now here we go, go, go

Get up baby get a move on, like a u-haul

You can rack your brain like pool balls

You won't ever think of this shit, yeah honey you called?

Well here I come, havoc on the beat, I wreak it

Evil, I see hear and speak it

Lady put your money on Shady, fuck that other weak shit

Put your eggs in the same basket

You can count every motherfuckin chicken 'fore it hatches

Cuz, you can bet your ass that, we gonna get it crackin

Like the Kraken & Titans, when they clash and

Get your brains bashin so bad

You gonna have Kurt Cobain asking to autograph on a blood stained napkin

Unfashionable, about as rational as a rash on a fag's asshole

Now let's take that line, run it up the flag pole with Elton

See if he's cool with it, don't stand there and look stupid at me bitch

I ain't in the mood for the shit, gif my dick, Google it till it pops up

Ya'll are so motherfuckin full of shit that your stocked up

Me, I'm always shittin diarrhea at the mouth

Till your speakers crap out (pthhhhp)

Ha, what? Girl you got a hot butt, like a lit cigarette (Chit- chigarette)

But you won't get a hot fudge Sunday from me

So do not strut my way slut, because...

(You don't own me) Now here we go, go, go

And now that I got your panties in a bunch and your bowels in an uproar

Ima show you why I came, so you stop asking me what the fuck for

Now look you little slut-cunt-whore, I know you want more

Bitch it's time to put the math back in the Mathers

Cuz I'm a fuckin' (problem), run boy!

Every flow, got it mastered

So every last word, hat you fuckin' fags heard

Comes straight from the fish's ass

Yeah, in other words, I'm a bass-turd

Lookin' at me like a killed Kenny, gas in the tank? Yeah still plenty

No morals, are instilled in me, so remorse, I really don't feel any

Eat your heart out Hannibal, Understandable why you're jealous

Fuckin' animal, I got cannibal magnetism

Can't resist 'em now can ya hoe?

Shady, I don't understand ya flow Understand my flow?

Bitch I flow, like Troy Polamalu's hair, boy

Don't you dare try to follow or compare boy

I'm raw, you ain't even medium rare, stay the fuck outta my hair boy

You can look, you can stare and point

But you can't touch I'm too clairvoyant

I don't get it man, is there a void

All this weak shit, what am I, steroids?

Well bitch, I'm back with some shit for that ass

In ya trunk elephant (Hemorrhoids)

And remember boys...

(You don't own me) Now here we go, go, go

Thank you for coming out. Hope you enjoyed the show.

Until next time... peace.

Aw man

You ever be in the club man, you get in a fight

And people that you don't even know jump in?

You feel like you wanna hit something, your fist clenches, you're pissed

You just wanna get someone with shit, jump on this

You're 'bout to get your shit pushed in, I'm just inches away

From splitting your shit wide open, no stitches can save

You'll die with your eyes open, you hope this isn't the way

You end up going out, but I guess it just is I'm afraid

Razors, scissors and blades make Jason say "Isn't this great?"

On-lookers participate in this ass-kicking debate

That's starting to take place in the middle of the street

Little did you know there'd be an all-out brawl soon as you heard this beat

Emergency personnel rush to the murder scene but it's too late

It's absolute pandemonium

Whisked away in an ambulance is your fate

Nothing nobody told you when you left the house today

Could of made you anticipate auch an ass-whipping, okay

Til the anger dissipates

You get punched in the face, reciprocate, come on

So what the deal ridaz?

Would you excuse me while I feel my nuts?

My balls are feeling a mighty big now

I might just have to dig down and pull 'em through my britches

So what the deal ridaz?

Would you excuse me while I feel my nuts?

My balls are feeling a mighty big now

I might just have to dig down and pull 'em through my britches

You step in the place with enough misplaced anger to catch a case

Anxious to get in some shit, got your gangstas all with your ladies

You better go get your mace cause Shady said so

You may wanna pick up the radio and bang it against your face

That's how fuckin' rowdy you feel, now you still wanna grill?

If you don't wanna get the shit beat out of you, chill

Cause if you doubt me you will, yeah got me a pill, found me a thrill

I got a couple of drinks here, and I'm bound to refill

Girl howdy, how do you feel ma?

This cocksucker did not spill my drink, oh hell nah

He must be trying to kill my buzz

I will not budge, so what the deal ridaz?

Now here they all come and they got your back in like 2 seconds flat

And that's probably a record, yeah, you wasn't expecting that

Cause they want in on the act, there's a cognac bottle

We snuck it in cause the beer that they was serving here was only tap

I'm biting, I fight dirty, you might get kicked in the nuts

You're frightened like "This guy might hurt me"

You're quite certain he's nuts, I've hit myself in the face harder

Play smarter, you may start her over, you need a chainsaw to

Dig your way out or go powder your nose

Pussy the louder you yell the harder I slap the shit outta you hoes

You set it off faggot so now how do you 'spose

We settle it, hit me in the nose, we'll see how it goes

So what the deal ridaz?

Would you excuse me while I feel my nuts?

My balls are feeling a mighty big now

I might just have to dig down and pull 'em through my britches

So what the deal ridaz?

Would you excuse me while I feel my nuts?

My balls are feeling a mighty big now

I might just have to dig down and pull 'em through my britches

It's sheer hustle, I bob, weave, deflate your beer muscles

We're tussling, the crowd's starting to cheer us and

Adrenaline's rushing through us just like a geyser gushing

Too much Budweiser in my blood, I'm strangling your windpipe for nothing

My signature ligature marks, look at you all

Big with your remarks 'til I swing an icepick at your heart

At least that's what it feels like when I pick you apart

And dig at ya, and break you down like the bitch that you are

The predicament starts when I throw a brick at your car

The pain inflicted upon you is so sick it's Bizarre

Shit this is almost ridiculous, addictive as far

As having me wanna rip out your fricking ligaments, ah

You hit like a bitch, you scratch me with your nails for that

You catch an open hand slap like a female like bap

In fact I'll have the crowd smacking you themselves

Where's D12? I don't feel like doing this by myself, come on

So what the deal ridaz?

Would you excuse me while I feel my nuts?

My balls are feeling a mighty big now

I might just have to dig down and pull 'em through my britches

So what the deal ridaz?

Would you excuse me while I feel my nuts?

My balls are feeling a mighty big now

I might just have to dig down and pull 'em through my britches

Yeah, what the deal?

I'm feeling hard as hell right now homie

I almost feel

Invincible and shit

Ay Dre! You got me feeling like I can't be touched right now fool

I'm unstoppable

Damn

[Intro: Eminem]

Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise!

Aw, shit! Yeah

You ready to get this shit started or what?

Aight, well, I brought some friends with me too

[Verse 1: Eminem]

Now I ain't back just for the sake of just sayin' I'm back

I could relax, but I'd rather stack ammo on tracks

Couple Xanax, light a couple wax candles, then black-

-out and relapse 'til I yack Jack Daniels and 'gnac (Woo!)

Burp bubbles, attitude's immaturin', double

Shot of Bacardi, party, vision is blurrin'— woah-ho

I can't see shit, my words get to slurrin'— uh-oh!

You can call me R. Kelly now, you're in trouble!

What's occurrin' before, after, and durin' the show

Has no bearin' on the bad news I'm bearin', woah

What is it, wordplay? No, I'm pushin' you out the do'

So suck my dick on the couch if you wanna cushion the blow

Now stomp your fuckin' feet 'til you get to squishing a ho

It's pandemonium, standing o when you see him, oh

Damn, baby, you look good, you're givin' me wood

You should pull over like a sweatshirt wit' a hood (Woo!)

It's neck work, get our polly on, you and me both

Break bread while I'm coppin' over this game to pinch a loaf

Now, homie, who's your favorite pain in the ass? Who claims to be

Spittin' the same flames as me? I'm Kanye when he crashed

In other words, I got the hood on smash like I stepped on the gas

Destroyed the front end, deployed the damn airbags from the dash

Went through 'em and laughed, came back an hour after the accident

And bit a goddamn Jawbreaker in half!

So stop fakin' the funk and start shakin' your ass

Slaughterhouse in the house with the Caucasian of rap

And Just Blaze on the track, what's the fuck's more amazin' than that

Slut? Answer me that! Royce, where you at?

[Verse 2: Royce da 5’9”]

I'm right here, Fire Marshall, verbal pair of pliers, I pry apart you

Lump on your head designed by a bar stool (Come on!)

Designed by a cartoon

Before I need to be hired, Jimmy, I'll fire Marshall (Woah!)

The 9 tucked against the linin'

I pull it out and flip your partner upside-down like y'all are a couple 69ing (Ha)

It's like Rick James is shootin' up your house, nigga!

Fuck yo' couch, nigga!

You screamin', "Fuck the world!" with your middle finger up

While I'm over here shovin' my dick in a hole in the mud

My bitch know I'm perfectly fit for murder

Because I murdered her, so you can call me Nicole to O. J. to Glove (Woo!)

I got a posse of insane clowns

Blow your brains on your opposite ear and ask you how your brain sounds ([?])

Bad, Evil, we go Alfred E. Neu-

-mann, mad cerebral, you on your last burrito!

(What that mean, Nickel?) It's a wrap if you eatin'

Get a beat, then terrorize that bitch like I'm Middle Eastern

Slaughterhouse on fire, nobody touchin' that

Good day and good night! Ortiz, yo, where the fuck you at? ([?])

[Verse 3: Joell Ortiz]

I'm right here in my Nike Airs, Buzz Light-years (Uh)

Ahead of my mic peers (Yeah), quite scary to look at, a nightmare

Where my book at? I'll write fear in the heart of you tight squares

I harbor the art of you nice wear (Ah!)

It's type weird 'cause that made me hotter than my dear (Uh)

Uncle Al's breath after polishin' off his ninth beer (Haha!)

Homie, chill, listen, I swear

I'm god, I give tracks a Holy-feel, and they bite ears (Ow!)

I'm right here, why wouldn't I be? Just waiting to be hooked to IV

As Mumm-Ra's well, when you look at my pee (Ew)

And this joint (No exception), so just point (A direction)

And record the pig's oink (When I rip his intestines)

This isn't just an infection (Nah)

This won't go away with penicillin injections (Tss)

Millions of questions arose after they did an inspection, what I exhibit (What?)

Seems to be non-contagious yet anybody can get it (Ow!)

Aw shiddit, I did it again, when I liddift this pen

I emitted this phlegm, this time it's alongside Edeminem (Haha)

So tell a friend to tell a friend write a disgusting hook (Yeah)

Jump in shark water and swim! Yo, where the fuck is Crook?

[Verse 4: Crooked I]

I'm right here, lettin' the shotty pop, quick as a karate chop

Get your body shot, get your top chopped, like a lollipop

Call it Maserati drop, in the body shop

Get your mommy knocked and your Uncle Tommy molli-wopped (Yeah)

I take your life to the ninth innin'

A knife in the gunfight, I love it, me and my knife winnin'

I laugh when you fall, the shit'll be funny

I'll buy my bitch a new ass and watch her sit on my money (Yo!)

Man, all the bitches holla— they wanna drop my britches

Then jaw on my dick and swallow, leave drawers in this Impala

I ball like Iguodala, I bear more arms than six koalas (Uh)

As soon as I draw, get sent to Allah

Bilinguist don, I kill with the tongue, I'm Atilla the Hun

I'm Genghis Khan, I'm a genius spawn

I pillage your village for fun, an egregious con

A syllable gun, real as they come, Long Beach Saddam! (Brrat!)

Slaughterhouse equals swine flu, are South flying

We do it to try to do without tryin' (Slaughterhouse!)

Cause to it's us it's so easy

Where's "Jumpoff" Joe Beezy?